poor people’s coke

oh yes of course.

A person that attacks ponctuation and spelling is weak.

btw I had no glasses and was in bed. I don’t care about this here, but if you do so much maybe it’s not the place for you.

why would you need an alt account?

First time I went to disney world I was 15. I’m 43 and have been there countless times. Not once I went to sea world. At 15 I already knew going there was an asshole move. The type of people that supports sea world is the same that would fight for the right to not use a mask during the pandemic

That’s america’s dick not america’s ass

That’s why the new generation is week. In our youth there was no internet tk “make a study” at 10 pm. Mom and dad would have to improvise a vulcano until 3pm dor it to be dry in the morning. And all we had were our own parents fact to go on lol

edit: it’s a joke. It’s great parents have the internet today

Fabulous

You guys google porn?

Theybare also both round shape, they grow from trees…

The only people thinking a man can impregnate 9 women in a day are other men, coz they lie to each other

Where are those men?! the ones I met would impregnate 1 woman each week and that’s in a good month

Isn’t vanilla an orchid?

look at this dude with rich parents here

Are you gomna keep respecting laws? I’m not fuck it

And that’s why I have 2 rules for button-down shirts

1- if you can’t dress it without unbuttoning it, it’s too tight

2- First thing before using it is sewing it together

I know some women can use it but if you have big boobs (doesn’t even have to be that big) the shirt will end up like that or super big

9, but my dad had a 4

I only drove manual and then bought an auto. Had trouble going up steep slopes more than once and came back to manual.

much better?!

Oh no. We had a bidet shower (bum gun), he just wouldn’t use. He said it didn’t felt clean enough. He wasn’t a germophobe but I guess he couldn’t handle poop lol. At lease he wasn’t one of those “real men don’t clean” gang