I have weird kinks
Any kink that’s associated with a preoccupation with a natural body part that everybody has is a vanilla kink.
In the grand hierarchy of the internet, this is basically a vanilla preference. People acting like it’s a ‘Level 99’ boss are definitely overthinking it.
I have next to no sex drive so essentially any kink sounds absolutely crazy to me. When I took that bdsm test I got 97% vanilla lol
like idk if I’m ace or not because I dont dislike the idea of doing it with someone, but like my drive to do it is really low compared to how other people describe it
I’m also on estrogen, progesterone, an antidepressant, and 2 different kind of anxiety meds and they are probably a factor worth mentioning
Yeah all those meds can have sex drive impacts, so that’s definitely going to muddy the waters, but you need your meds so it kinda makes your medicated state your status quo. I’ve got ADHD which has it’s own sexual complications and antidepressants as well and I feel like sex isn’t particularly important to me, like I’ll have it if it’s going down, but not bothered if it’s not. But for me it’s like I almost wish I cared more? Like I miss the days of being a dumb horny teenager but just a fleeting thought, along with the rest of my fleeting thoughts… SQUIRREL!
some dudes do bong rips
i do pit rips
I think it’s weird. Like, people who enjoy this are obviously in the minority… At the same time, I would never judge anyone with this fetish, I wouldn’t even think about it or bring it up. Who the hell cares what consenting adults do!?
Proof that armpits are peak
Ngl, thought this was going to be about pitbulls
Like that:
Or like that:
pitties smell better most deef
I see you haven’t experienced pibble farts.
dog farts are dog farts no matter the breed in my experience. had a corgi who’s farts could strip paint.
I don’t understand lemmy posts that aren’t about star trek or linux
can someone put this into comic strip form so i can understand it
Does tim buckely ever regret unleashing this thing upon the internet?
Edit: i’ve done some archeology here, look at what i found, it mentions sars: https://youtu.be/CJullQaDzS0
Is this armpit?
armpit loss sounds like a very weird disease symptom
how would that even work
I’m ace I think all the things people do because they’re horny are weird
u wanna get ur butt sniffed or not
Absolutely not lol
Sometimes I wish I wasn’t horny all the time
I’m ace and I have a morbid fascination with fetishes. A lot of them can be ‘explained’ by power dynamics, but then you get stuff like licking armpits that’s completely incomprehensible to me, and I can’t help but wonder what happened there. In like an evolutionary sense.
No kink shaming though. The homies can lick my armpits
i’m fucking bricked bro
I know multiple people into kinks/fetish/BDSM who are asexual. Not all pleasure from these things are sexual for everyone.
Licking armpits is a power dynamic. It’s often degrading or humiliating to the one doing it. Same reason I want to lick a beautiful woman’s feet. Also it’s an intimate act that you do with someone you love and trust. At least for me.
I’m not ace and I still think all the things we do because we are horny are weird
same
i like how one person singlehandedly turned shitposting comm into a hornyposting one
People keep saying this, but i’ve been following this community for quite a while now and its always had a fair chunk of horny posts.
nsfw != horny
Maybe beans’n’jeans make you feel a certain way?
Be the change you want to see
ig lol
not that i’m complaining much tho tbh
It is the beauty of few people on lemmy
All this hornyposting tells me that Violet isn’t getting enough sex
i dont have a horniness refractory period
there’s no “enough”😔
You must get up very early
Good lord, how many armpits do you have!?
May you find someone with a similarly insatiable sex drive! 🫡
I need to find someone like you in my area, I’m trying to lose myself and sex is generally a good way to do so but I need to get my hetero on. Plenty of gay/bi dudes ready to get down but not enough good horny straight/bi lady’s.
Incredibly relatable
That’s because LemmyNSFW is dead, R.I.P.
Oh yea, for Violet: There’s some new NSFW site based of piefed now, where you can do horny posting.
Link or didn’t happen.
The “not male, but outwardly pro male” angle tells me it’s fake.
PR team behind the anal stuff is insanely good, like how did they do it? I always found it gross for obvious reason.
It’s tighter, and it’s “taboo.” Every other aspect is a shade of gray (brown?), but those are still two really solid selling points.
how did eating ass ever get this mainstream in culture
Agreed. Armpit fetishes are weird and gross to me, but they’re a distinct rung down from “I want to shove my face between someone’s asscheeks and aggressively mop up microscopic flecks of their shit with my tongue.” I’m giving ass-eating people the side-eye if they make fun of armpit people.
i doubt the people who eat ass give a fuck what you think
they eat ass
It is not for them we give them the side eye.
It is to inform everyone else around them.
You know you can wash your ass, right?
You can also wash your armpit, and your armpit doesn’t fart.
Yes it does.
Nor does it dispense literal shit
Yes it does.
What kind of armpit are you using???
Yes, and my comment was assuming the partner washed as a baseline – unless it’s to the standards I wash my fucking toilet bowl with at least.
Washing helps remove fecal matter, but anyone giving analingus is still lapping up microscopic shit particles off of someone’s asshole.
The Feast of the Ass has been celebrated since the 11th century and somewhere along the line, things were lost in translation.
It just democratizes Fecal Microbiota Transplantation. Power to the people!
I always said that and people say I’m weird. It’s DISGUSTING!
Is it the poops and toots? I bet it’s the poops and toots.
Male armpits are so underrated 😔 Im always disappointed when guys shave tbh lol
But if I don’t my deodorant will fail after like 3 hours, and no one wants that.
I want that :3c
It’s the opposite for me. Hair seems to wick the moisture off the skin and deodorant persist longer for me.
When I shaved the sweat just kind of sat there without really evaporating and the deodorant just got sucked into the clothes more.
That’s because you’re noseblind — hair traps smells, you have to shave your armpits semi-regularly otherwise they will just stink. Deodorant and hygiene notwithstanding.
My hair just holds the moisture close to my skin. It also gets in the way of the deodorant actually making it onto my skin.
How many levels of kink are there? And guys… shaving armpits? That’s a thing? In my estimation that would get your “man card” a point deduction.
In my estimation that would get your “man card” a point deduction.
Not every man tries to be manly; there’s no obligation to. In fact the ones who try to are more likely to be untrustworthy. In a rational person, personal preference on the matter of whether to shave (and on a lot of other things) supersedes social expectations.
I used to be one of the men who don’t try to be manly, but i stopped being a man. Now i have no gender, gender is bloat, why are we preinstalling it on people, please stop assigning genders to newborns, they did not give you permission to do so.
How many guys do you have to blow to get a man card?
I think its a 2 blow minimum
Do I need to register them somewhere?
I still haven’t received mine after 50 blows.
Tbh I never rly thought of kink as having levels tbh lol but there are many dif kinds. Some are a bit more extreme by nature ig like D/s or bondage, but to me the degree of importance also plays a huge part. Like, liking smth and absolutely needing it. So I feel like that would raise the level as well
For example, I like armpits but I could def go without, but there’s other stuff where that just wouldn’t be possible lol
In recent years, men started shaving their body hair ye :( ig that trend came to be, bc body hair is viewed as smth unclean n shaving as “putting in extra effort” this is ofc a psyop by big razor. The fact that I like hairy men has nothing to do w my opinion, I assure u :3
Sry for rambly comment :0
That is a take that no part of my brain can relate to at all
Armpits aren’t even my weirdest kink hihi
Okay now I’ve got to find a list to see which kinks are at what level.
Here’s my attempt
Tier 1: primary and secondary sex characteristics (my breast fetish is cliche); indicators of health or fertility such as muscles and flat/bigger stomachs (depending on whether starvation or obesity is a bigger concern where you are). This zone is the default, people assume you’re into this.
Tier 2: other body parts such as feet, pits, body hair; extrapolations from tier 1 kinks such as lactation and post workout stink; I’ll also throw in role related ones such as mom/dad bods, being into certain professions or older/younger (adult) partners; also atypical body variants and body types not associated with health or fertility. This zone is normal but not the default
Tier 3: I’d say is where you get into light bdsm, humanoid monster fuckers, etc. This zone is stuff where it’s way more common than people act, but still not the sort of thing normal people will casually mention
Tier 4: heavier bdsm, nonhuman monsterfuckers. This is the “hear me out” zone and the realm of you know you’re kinky af, but it’s generally considered prudish to have a problem with people liking it, but not to not want to hear anything about it
Tier 5: scat, flatulence, bug chasing, and other things where even the tier 4 people are often uncomfortable with it. Typically gross and/or destructive
Where would you rank vore?
There are actually multiple tiers of vore
Gotta have a tier 0 for the ace/pan/demi/etc out there. Though agreed people generally assume tier 1. … Although pansexual is probably tier 1, too, otherwise that seems more demi.
Ace people without kinks do not have kinks and have not been included in this tier list. Neither have been the people who find people attractive but have no particular focus to their attraction beyond finding people attractive for the same reason. It’s not “I think boobs are part of what makes a woman attractive” it’s “oh I’m an absolute tit girl”. It’s just that it’s extremely common to have a sexual focus on one or more sex characteristics or a specific normative body type.
powerscaling but for kinks?? Why isn’t this a thing yet??
wehn tierlist?!
