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amniotic druid@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 8 hours ago

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amniotic druid@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 8 hours ago
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  • wylinka@szmer.info
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    If you find your favourite cultivar and check for ripeness regularly before deciding to eat them, they’re very nice sweet treats :>. Not as easy to get into as apples, but personally I really dislike apple texture.

  • Vile_port_aloo@lemmy.world
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    Slight more elegant way to say got apples?

  • katy ✨@piefed.blahaj.zone
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    yeah you better run pear

  • finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world
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    Because I don’t wanna break my teeth. These days, they’re hard as rock.

    • yermaw@sh.itjust.works
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      We buy them, then wait a week for them to soften up, forget we bought them, discover the vinegar and flies in a month.

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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    The only reason I haven’t had a pear in a while is because the only kind I can find after moving are the brown ones that have the taste and texture of a sandy beach. Those pears suck ass. I want the kind pictured here.

    Who the hell even wants those brown ones enough that it’s the only kind in this city? 🤔 Do they even sell or are the people in charge of determining what they put on shelves just bad at their job?

  • TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    I’m eating a 380g big ass motherfucker of a pear right now

  • DiscoCoffee@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Shout out to pears

  • captainlezbian@lemmy.world
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    Man up and grow a pear

  • einlander@lemmy.world
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    Pears internal textures feel like fuzzy apples. And not as good.

  • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    In my case, literally yesterday.

    How come it’s that long ago? Because I don’t eat fruit in my sleep 🤷

  • funkajunk 🇨🇦@lemmy.world
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    Maybe because pears I never know what I’m going to get, it’s usually a grainy piece of shit

    • RunJun@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      I think I’ve had one actually good pear in my life. I might be being generous.

  • cobysev@lemmy.world
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    I know this is a shitpost, but to answer honestly… the last pear I had was when I was a child, and I’m in my 40s now.

    I still remember their wonderful taste and I haven’t been intentionally avoiding them. I just never came across an opportunity to eat one since my childhood. I’ve primarily consumed apples and oranges over the years and I can’t even remember seeing pears at the store.

    Maybe I should go check out my local grocery store and buy a few.

  • cogitase@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    I got an Asian pear tree, a Nijisseiki specifically, a few years ago. Asian pears are usually really good, particularly the expensive ones that come in little pear bear bras. When you have your own tree though, you can harvest at absolute peak ripeness without having to worry about them going bad. Absolutely amazing fruit. Chill it in the refrigerator for an hour or two before eating so it’s cool but not cold. Perfect dessert.

    • ButWhatDoesItAllMean@sh.itjust.works
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      I love how crisp they are!

  • West_of_West@piefed.social
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    TIL that pears aren’t common in grocery stores? And people may not like these delicious fruits

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      Because pears are similar to avocados in some way.

      1. Wannabe green apple
      2. Wannabe green apple
      3. Wannabe green apple ripe
      4. Greenish Brownish slush that stinks up your house
  • Deceptichum@quokk.au
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    Fuck the pair, I want to hear about the Druid!

    • Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world
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      • cheat700000007@lemmy.world
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        He said fuck the pear.

        Remember to update us

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          I might need some advice. Let me preface this by saying the cylinder must not be harmed…

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            The pear doesn’t have to be the bottom

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