Is this a late stage capitalism?
👨 🫴🦋
Clean up any bloodstains with cold water.
“Would you like to call an UberAmbulance?”
This is fake?
The real nightmare is you can’t even tell anymore.
my exact feelings, I am more horrified at the fact that I am still not sure if this is fake or not (without actual fact checking ofcourse)
It may be the one dude that does nothing but come up with dystopian UIs
Dystopian? Or just the beta version?
This particular image may be, but this is a real thing that happens of the dasher is in a wreck while completing your order.
At least there’s still a chance for profit, just got to sell some flowers
Your flower delivery driver crashed 0.3 away from your food delivery driver. He can still crawl through the fog of pain to the flowers but they might be fucked up beyond all recognition.
Send chocolates to your flower delivery driver’s hopsital room!
0.3 away
Away what? Apples? Eggs?
0.3 away from yous
.3 of a delivery, duh.
As in, they were .7 of the way done when they crashed.
Most well universally known measurement system is likely light years, so probably that
The SI base unit for length is the meter, so they crashed 30cm (12 inches) away from you.
Seeing as everything else in the notification seems to be about money, I’m guessing 0.3 dollars.
Surprised they didn’t suggest getting another delivery driver for half price to bring it the rest of the way.
You can send flowers to the hospital room tho
Denny’s
Texas AveMiles.
Yep. Looks like College Station, Texas.
Jfc yeah name a road after your state.
Although there’s an Uruguay Avenue in Montevideo so 🤷
Did you tip?
Nah I’m against the tipping culture
Me too but unfortunately I live in America, so unless it’s takeout I tip
Even on non-takeout, I still won’t tip sometimes. It’s mental how some counter service places are asking for tips. I begrudgingly tip if the person actually does something service related (like bringing me my food), but if I have to do the work to get my order, I don’t tip.
Nah - put the whole thing in, not just the tip.
I can’t feel a difference…?
This looks like a Soren mockup.
