Are you autistic?

I do.

Spiraling Carbonara

I thought I was in the target audience until I found it requires a paid subscription to tell my friends I just pooped.

It’s not that simple

So basically the goal is to successfully convince people to “eat my dick”

So enlist a professional photographer before sending dick pics. Gotcha.

Well, it has been my experience that kindness is in the eye of the beholder.

I dunno, sounds like communism to me. They are basically opening the door for Russians to just take over. /s

You don’t know what someone is going through, and everybody is the way they are because of a background that they didn’t choose.

That said, sometimes being unkind is the most effective way of pushing people toward a better path.

Indeed. This is their job and they’re using company resources to pay someone else to do it for them.

PREGANTE

IIRC I was prescribed like 30 ejaculations over the course of two months. I could be wrong about the exact number but I remember thinking I had to actually put an effort and some consistency into it if I was going to hit the target.

With the left hand. You don’t need that much dexterity to click thumbnail images.

trasgernder

I use mine as a toy and as a device for making phone calls

unless you can be Batman. Then always be Batman.

Brits don’t actually use spices in their food so they probably couldn’t think of any.

So is Facebook and Instagram

“In about two weeks”