Yes, “a friend” surely told you this story from his personal life.

I bet he wants to use the milkies for cheese production

wtf

Yeah my IT department won’t see that as a feature. They want to be the man in the middle.

Not when you have to do SAML authentication to get a token for your AD account first.

I was at 5pm

Why would she whisper

Apple zealots trust apple. The rest of us don’t give a rat’s ass what Apple does.

Some people will refuse other treatments regardless, so you’re not changing the outcome.

I’m European so I’m out of the loop. Do you actually have 17% interest rates? I’m getting 2% over here.

I want the Steam controller to succeed but why do they make it look like it’s from the 1980s

Palantir CEO will be among the first to be lined up against the wall when the revolution comes.

Yeah I made a mistake. The proper calculation for an increase by 80%, then 300%, then 1400% should be

x * ((1+0.80) * (1+3.00) * (1+14.00) - 1) =

x*(1.8 * 4 * 15 - 1) = x*107 = 10700%

The trick is to time the cocaine and crystal meth ingestion so that they peak at the same time that you orgasm, leading to an 80% * 300% * 1400% = 7460% 10700% dopamine increase.

That’s different; it implies one of:

• The amount of respect that is due amounts to zero.
• Some amount of respect/disrespect is due, but you are not offering that amount of respect.

“With all due respect” and “with all due disrespect” both contain the exact same amount of respect.

threats from Musk to step down if the deal is rejected

A threat is a good start, but is it a promise?

Well FQDN you too

Probably to make them appear right in clockwise order! Sometimes two wrongs make a right. Except when lexical ordering is used.

But… why would you place them anticlockwise when the hands move in a clockwise direction