This is absolutely not true, your butthole can also taste menthol.
And ginger.
Easy fix, just put spicy peppers in your pancakes
…I’m actually quite thankful my anus doesn’t have taste buds.
If you can feel the heat when it comes out, doesn’t that mean we kinda… do? 🤔
I’m reminded of this Uwos video…
uwo slab!!
They’re even spicier when you put the pepper directly in your ass.
😩
Did you know your urethra can also taste spicy? Try sounding a Thai chili pepper!
Sounding?
A fetish where people stick things up their urethra.
I will go to my grave assuming you are joking. No need for further detail.
Rubbing one around the balloon knot is quite affective if penetration is too much for you.
Because spicy is not a flavor. Spicy is more like an allergic reaction to a chemical that certain plants excrete as a defense mechanism. Humans are just weirdos because we enjoy our mouths and buttholes being on fire.
Plant: develops high amounts of capsaicin to ward off predators
Humans: ooh, this would be great with chicken!
Plant: am I a joke to you?
Similarly:
Yeast: I’m going to eat all this sugar and produce a toxin that will kill off competing organisms!
Humans: HAHA! Funny juice make head all silly…
Well… it‘s also killing humans, so… plan worked ig?
It is not meant to ward off predators though. Being eaten is the goal, thats how the seeds are scattered.
It is to ward off mammals. Their goal is to be eaten by birds, birds can’t taste capsaicin, so it’s just normal food. And birds distribute the seeds.
I eat a lot of pepper and I never poop out seeds. Nerd.
Humans: YOU TWO PLANTS NEED TO FUCK, I NEED YOUR OFFSPRING TO BE HOTTER
*Humans: YOU TWO
PLANTSNEED TO FUCK, I NEED YOUR OFFSPRING TO BE HOTTER
Maybe it’s just the mouth part we enjoy and the other we tolerate.
I’m also going to raise my hand here to say I only enjoy mouth spiciness
Speak for yourself while I go boof some jalapeños
Just the tip. You don’t have receptors in your colon.
Ooh I get to be that guy!
Acktachully, your entire digestive system is lined with taste buds! They aren’t hooked into your normal sensory awareness, so you don’t taste your own digestive juices the way you taste your mouth, but they are used for sensing things like spoiled food and spice! Those receptors can trigger ejection of material if it’s bad enough (diarrhea/vomiting, depending where in the tract it sensed bad stuff). That’s why sometimes after something very spicy, your guts burn.
https://askabiologist.asu.edu/taste-outside-mouth general info about digestive system taste buds
https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/23886384/ This one is specifically about taste receptors in the colon
I love this, thank you very much.
It’s an interesting fact.
argument: we normally think of five flavors (salty, savory, sour, sweet, bitter) but without spicy the meal is not complete. shit, some people consider slimy a flavor and that’s fair.
There’s also menthol and whatever compound is in Szechuan pepper.
OMG, now I’m craving Mapo Tofu.
whatever compound is in Szechuan pepper.
i ran out of coffee beans and tea just doesn’t cut it are we talking a different spicy? is it that numbing effect some people get?
Numbing kind of, but it more feels like vibration or “buzzing”, it’s hard to describe
i’ve eaten the peppers but never gotten the numbing people told me i was supposed to get to that’s why i’ve been confused relating specifically to szechuan peppers my entire adult life
Become gluten intolerant and your wish will become a reality.
Because I guarantee you that it no longer tastes like pancakes.
On second thought, maybe I don’t want tastebuds just inside my asshole.
That would be a creative curse
There was a web comic I saw years ago. Two dudes find a genie one of them wishes that the other guy has tastebuds in his asshole.

Yep that’s it.
I never remember what I ate last night for dinner, unless I’ve had corn
Or beets, which for the first 10 seconds you think you have Ebola… And then ah, yeah, the beets!
I do remember when I was a kid wondering what happened, then remembered I had a slurpee. (Blue Raspberry)
Tried making spicy pancakes. Would NOT recommend.
I’ve made pancakes with maple syrup and chili crisp and it was delicious! Highly recommend.
Jalapeño and bacon pancakes are a thing.
mildly spicy okonomiyaki sounds great actually
Kimchijeon, haemul pajeon, dosas. All very good things
do you really wanna take a shit that’s hot and sticky and doughy?
Knead me, baby
With the power of lactose intolerance, you too can regret certain non-spicy foods! Its usually pretty immediate though
Because spiciness is literally heat. Capsaicin, the spicy chemical, literally activates the heat receptors in your skin.
psst, it’s a joke
Who would do such a thing? Posting jokes in a shitposting community?














