BillyClark

I’m pretty sure that I’d remember if someone cut off my ear, unless, hmm… What if I had a lobotomy and don’t remember?

Thanks. RIP Mitch Hedberg.

Van Gogh cut off his external ear, but I never heard somebody say that he couldn’t hear from that side anymore.

“Celebrating the five year anniversary of you asking me that question.”

(I forget which comedian I stole this from)

Counterpoint: Fuck cars.

Lighting can cause fires. Electric shorts can cause fires.

Edit: That was supposed to be “lightning.” But lighting can also cause fires, so I guess it isn’t that bad of a typo.