Wait, that’s not fair!
When I send nudes, they just threaten to ban me.
That’s odd. I just had to send one and they told me they won’t be needing more.
Get too*
Not so weird when you realize It’s how you get a verified account on X.
Omfg I’m tired of this.
Read your fucking instance rules.
Penis inspection is mandatory.
There are a lot of communists on Lemmy, so it’s only right your admin sees the means of reproduction.
Wait until they decide to seize it
In China they did.
They sterilized women who have more than 1 child so they literally did seize your ability to reproduce.
Sorry if this took a serious turn, but every time I think of my mom, that one child policy stuff comes to mind.
When you’re a mod they let you do it
Hi, admin of thelemmy.club here -
I’ve spoken with the other Lemmy admins in our group chat and we have decided to take this down. We made it very clear that this requirement should not be discussed. As a one time warning we will not ban you, but we will expect three photos this week.
Thank you,
- All Lemmy admins.
The Wednesday nude:
The Epstein Files nude:
The HEX nude:
No, they told me I could stop.
Come to think of it, the word they used was “should”. They were really quite emphatic about it.
Nah it’s a perk for me, punishment for the mod
They immediately sent my first one back and said: “Please stop. We’re gonna make an exception for you.”
Kinda knocked my confidence a little bit, to be honest.
Think of the woman and the children!!
no thank you. I’m busy thinking about stuff being coarse and gritty and getting everywhere
To the high ground with you!
Yeah, on reflection, I suppose… and the men; and everyone else inbetween.
I’m lying naked in bed with my admin and all other instance users right now.
I took a look at your instance
It’s just you isn’t it.
We’re having quite a fabulous time over here!
You must be crazy small. I don’t even notice you in here with me.
That’s what she said.
That’s an interesting kink: admin/user.
The Fedi-Vers
You say “have to”. I say “get to”.
We are ad free and the server costs need to be covered somehow.
Idk why I clicked that…
Pretty standard, really.
Can’t work out if this entire thread is trolling… Someone send me proof.
