I got some real Focus M vibes from the cutscenes.

My friend said it was just 90s game-styled dialogue, I said what fucking 90s games are you playing?

FYI, you can use the Flashpoint Archive to find and play basically any Flash game or animation you can imagine. Have fun!

This is like actually worse than just watching it, you’re a master storyteller.

Amen, but Gen 2 is some REALLY GOOD fanfiction.

Menagerie I: Exoptable Money and Menagerie II: Presentable Liberty are both quite short and fantastic commentaries on money, corporations, and prison. They’re both free, too.

It’s insanely good.

Amen. Stephen Merchant is a genius.

I just expect funny, honestly.

He comes across as an angry man that doesn’t know how to grip an audience anymore. As evidenced by the fact that he’s more interested in the lecture than the joke.

Keyword: professional.

These last few years have seen old comedians finding it hard to update their style. They’re the ones hyperfocusing on people not finding their jokes funny, at this point. I defended Dave Chappelle at first, but it seems his standup has become the feel sorry for me hour.

I think Ricky Gervais especially exaggerates how offensive his material is just to have something to talk about. Carlin is a prime example of bitchy old man humor done right. But that’s just my opinion.

He is. That’s like his whole act nowadays. Suuuper lame.

You have every right to make shitty jokes, just don’t be offended when no one laughs.

LMAO

That happens around halfway.

Shiiit. Well I’ve fought it off for this long…

Dude looks like one of Jocko Willink’s failed clones

Definitely. Human Shrek is insanely hot

and this is all you get for beating it:

There’s certainly dogshit nowadays, but I don’t think modern gamers understand that NES games set the price standard that is just now changing. A $50 game, I believe, is around $180 adjusted for inflation. You buy Forspoken, you get your refund, and then you buy Halo on sale for $4 instead. You buy Ghostbusters, and that’s your game. That’s the game you have. Play it, or don’t.

Thank goodness for rentals.

Ghostbusters on NES.

I was a kid that inherited an NES from a family member, so they already had a ton of good games. Double Dribble, Super Mario Bros, Adventure Island. A lot of hits.

But there were also a bunch of cool games, or so I thought. Who Framed Roger Rabbit? That looks cool. Ah, this is kinda advanced for a kid. It must be a me problem. Well, let’s check out this Ghostbusters game.

That’s when I realized that games could be dogshit. The whole game’s music is a 30-second loop. The gameplay doesn’t even make sense, and to this day I have not tried to learn it. Nay, I refuse to.

I felt so vindicated when I found the AVGN as I got older.

Fallout 3, when I was 15. I had read the strategy guide (with no pictures) at my library, and struggled to even comprehend a game that expansive.

Hell yeah, it was worth it.

Fallout New Vegas set my expectation for quest choice and faction interactivity. I could go on about that, but everyone knows what people think about New Vegas.

Last year, I beat Dark Souls. That’s now set my standard for RPG gameplay. There’s bullshit, same as any game, but I don’t think I’ve ever played another RPG where I’ve felt my skill going up alongside my in-game stats. Then you get to the Bed of Chaos, and that kinda goes out the window…