My dad’s not a phone!
I came here to make the exact same reference, afraid it would be too far a stretch for anyone to make the connection.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE GROUND!!!
You can’t buy me, HOT DOG MAN
I’M AN ADULT!
WHATCHU THINK, I’M STUPID?!?!
Wave that poison in someone else’s face!
Time to look this up
OK that was good
“threw it on the ground” - Lonely Island
First thing I thought of, so there are at least three people here weird enough to.
But those phonies had a taser!
Fuck you i won’t do what you tell me!
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The moral of the story is, YOU CAN’T TRUST THE SYSTEM.
GROUND!
WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD JACKASS!
Reduce, Refuse, Recycle
I’m not gonna be part of your system
Are you kidding me??? With the crazy high prices of rent, yes, I will ABSOLUTELY store myself in a provided black plastic sack, placed in a container!
Thats a deal of the century!
5500/month storage fee
Rent really does destroy the world.
Sounds a bit like camping. I love camping!
Fuck you, I won’t do what you tell me.
I insist on being stored in a white plastic sack!
Please properly compost me.
I’ve never been asked but I probably will refuse, thanks for the advice anyway.
Yeah I prefer latex myself. I will not be answering questions.
Fight the power!
POV you’re Russian and working close to the Kremlin.
I was gonna say, this could be made into russian anti-conscription poster
Refuse! Resist!
Don’t kink shame me!










