:O How dare you.

That’s Tuesdays, and July. And also never.

Correlation is not causation.

There was no Instagram/TikTok back then, though.

Or Cocomelon, or other services and channels literally designed to break impressionable brains.

It time travels at one second per second and only forwards.

Circumcised.

Usually you don’t state the obvious with signs, but there’s a “there’s no sharks in the Rhine” signs, so 🤷

Nope, it’s a CHTML extension. C for cursed, although that’s redundant.

HTML goes <br>

Tell the moderator, let him ask production. You’re not playing in a black box.

swissmilk.ch

chefkoch.de

ATEMLOS

For inflection. GermAHNs.

I’d have an orgy with her any time.

Removed by mod

Like fucking iTunes forbidding its use for terrorism. Grow up.

🥺 pwease money?

Human beans?

No one said right angles.

And don’t call me Shirley.