We’d already had 9/11, the War on Terror and the Great Recession before the Harambe incident. Jim Varney was the one holding back the darkness. When he died, everything started going downhill.
::sigh:: I know what you mean, Vern.
Shouldn’t have mentioned him, you know that’s why they killed him, you caused this.
You’re all wrong. The Cubs winning the World Series came at the cost of many future souls.
I wonder if the kid who got Harambe killed knows about it. He’d be about thirteen now.
Dude i didnt know harambe had such a fat ass
That is why we had our dicks out for him.
Why do you think everyone was devastated when he was shot?
One gunman misses his shot and causes all this chaos 😔
Me: Fuck! Has it been that long??!!
Doctor: I’m afraid it’s been ten years.
David Bowie’s death unraveled the fabric of our timeline.
I thought it was losing Alan Rickman.
Finally, somebody else who knows the truth.
What ya mean?
David Bowie was the force holding together the fabric of our reality. It began unraveling immediately following his death. Harambe was a consequence, not a cause.
Don’t deify diddlers
Vague allegations from one person, that never led to an indictment. My standards of proof are a little higher than that, thanks and no thanks.
Yeah we should focus on something real like how Bowie had a good opinion of the National Front in the 70s
And then he immediately died, without any further development, without explaining his behavior, and without any context. The end. /s
To be fair a lot of people did. Even the Succulent Chinese Meal guy.
wait what
When they turned on the LHC we were split off from the Berenstein bears timeline, ultimately leading to Harambe’s death
It was the choice of Berenstein’s Gate
You Berenstein universers are messing up what used to be a perfectly nice Berenstain timeline
No, you all ruined our perfectly good Berenstein timeline!
Exactly, Harambe was a symptom, not the cause.
This was the defining moment we chose the bad timeline.
Harambe was our anchor being.
Anybody else on sync get images that just won’t load sometimes?
This happens for me sometimes on Voyager, I wonder if some are getting caught in VPN content filters or something
