Drusas

Still, poor pugs.

Seriously, though. Don’t flirt with your servers. They’re working.

Oh no

Have you considered joining a traveling circus in order to display your ability?

Sounds like I should get a bed pig.

Those of us in earthquake-prone regions (I stopped sleeping naked after I experienced “the big one” in 2011)

“I need to let the dogs out” is a good one, too.

To be fair, I’ll bet he is a big reader.

Then it can’t be appealed later.

Get back under that radar. We have to forget you exist!

It’s okay–we old folks can benefit from having a few younguns around.

This book was a serious adventure to read the first time.

I remember the bean burrito (which is perfectly fine food, btw) being 89 cents. Now I get two and it’s something like six bucks.

Sadly only helpful for type one, but it’s great to see a potential new treatment for those folks.

As a Pacific Northwesterner who also loves to eat blackberries, I have found that there are tactics. I can handle some brambles pretty well.

Raspberry thorns. Those are worse. They are so thin that they will go right through most leather gloves.

Bring back the morbs!

The best kind of drop dead.

Hot pot is great for this.

They make these to help with training dogs.

I’ll take the dog.