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The Picard Maneuver@piefed.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 16 hours ago

Things used to be simpler

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Things used to be simpler

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The Picard Maneuver@piefed.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 16 hours ago
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  • Duamerthrax@lemmy.world
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    A lot of modern problems can actually be blamed on Freud’s nephew, Edward Bernays.

    an Austrian-American pioneer in the field of public relations and propaganda, referred to in his obituary as “the father of public relations”. While credited with advancing the profession of public relations, his techniques have been criticized for manipulating public opinion, often in ways that undermined individual autonomy and democratic values.

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    it’s a simple Freudian slip; you mean one thing but say a mother

  • chunes@lemmy.world
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    Now try looking at a math textbook from a hundred years ago

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  • SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world
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    Penis or wanting to fuck your mom.

    The duality of man.

    • WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world
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      Whatever, just give me booger sugar

  • JackBinimbul@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    As a trans man, it’s definitely penis.

    • patrlim@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      As a trans woman, it’s definitely penis.

      • Peruvian_Skies@sh.itjust.works
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        As a nonbinary, it’s definitely penis.

        • a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world
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          Ooh, sounds like you all need some restorative cocaine!

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    If penis is the problem, is what am I supposed to do cocaine off of?

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      Freud: I can prescribe a mother if you don’t already have one available.

      • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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        Can I have Freud’s mom? I heard she was smokin’ hot.

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      Strippers’ asses seem to work well

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    There are some notable side effects, but do not discount the power of cocaine.

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      There is no downside to cocaine, period. If you have a chance to try it, I strongly recommend it.

      Edit: there is one downside to a cocaine addiction, it takes most of a day to kick it, so you lose the day.

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        Me, fucking around: Absolutely no downside

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        The chemicals they cut it with will melt your nose cartilage with long term use and if you have an undiagnosed heart condition… you’re gonna find out about it.

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          Don’t blame cocaine for pussies not having what it takes to be fucking awesome.

  • 👍Maximum Derek👍@discuss.tchncs.de
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    There’s a missed opportunity for a dad joke in the first panel.

    “I’m depressed”
    “Hi Depressed, I’m Freud”

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