Pubicliceon is still a Pokemon. You just need smaller Pokeballs.

Ha! I identity with this.

It’s short for bat punani

Usually you can smell them first lol

Holy fuck! HUEG!

Same. Initially white and gold, but now mostly blue and gold, although if I stare at it I can make it change back and forth.

Dude dressed like this just for the picture. Edgy.

No doubt

Makes me think of this

Can’t argue with that

Your morphing options only include a small child, an ant or a giant pink dildo.

You can’t control the destination.

Everyone secretly despises you.

Now you know, and knowing is half the battle.

They’re all completely horrible and you can’t block them out.

Every time you sneeze you ruin a perfectly good pair of pants/underwear.

save kittens from trees

That would be the last console I ever bought.

Hooray for me and fuck you!