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DrBanjo@reddthat.com to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 7 days ago

Special Treats

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Special Treats

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DrBanjo@reddthat.com to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 7 days ago
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    6 days ago

    Sink salad

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  • Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world
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    Enhance!

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    I endured apacedicks no problem but this is gross

    • Forester@pawb.social
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      6 days ago

      /r/spacedicks ?

      • Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world
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        Apachedicks?

  • strop@lemmy.ml
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    7 days ago

    This is why we always fight who will do the dishes

  • strop@lemmy.ml
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    “I know where mum’s hiding snacks!”

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    I collect them in a jar on the widow sill, add a little water, and let them ferment. When the jar is full, we drink it.

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      Dear lord

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    Some of you are sinners who can’t be redeemed.

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    Finally a chance to share Mama’s Special Fried Rice.

    Each day put your sink collections in a jar. Save in the fridge.

    After a week, dump the collection in a bowl.

    Add the following:

    a pinch of salt and pepper.

    one crushed clove or garlic.

    2 tablespoons of soy sauce

    1/2 tablespoon fresh grated ginger

    In your wok, heat up 3 tablespoons of oil.

    Add 2 cups cooked, room temperature rice.

    Toss rice in wok until colour starts to change.

    To the wok, Add 2-3 tablespoons of soy sauce and 1 tablespoon rice vinegar. Mix well.

    Push rice to the side.

    Add 2 tablespoons of oil and when up to temp add your sink collections from the bowl

    Stir in the oil until the sink collections become cooked. Then stir together with the rice.

    While hot, take entire contents of the wok and place in water tight, seal-able mason jar.

    Bury mason jar in back yard.

    Enjoy.

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    I fucking hate everything about this.

    • ElChinchilla@lemmy.world
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      Protip: when the sink strainer gets clogged you can push the gunk through with your tongue.

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        I downvoted you because I’m prejudiced against your kind.

        • ElChinchilla@lemmy.world
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          And I’ll do it again!

      • strop@lemmy.ml
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        7 days ago

        😍😍😍

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        I fear humans like you.

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          No need, I was repulsed even making the joke and typing it out

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      Don’t be afraid to treat yo’self!

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    Cursed as fuck

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    This is it. This is the one that got me to unsubscribe.

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      But think of all the tasty treats you’ll be missing out on

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    🤢

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      It’s cooked, what’s wrong?

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        And also clean.

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          Kleen

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