- A pickle? Close to turn sentient? - I’d be nice to it. Just in case. - I don’t think bisecting it counts as “nice” - He’ll be the first to die when pickles take over. 
 
 
- I thought it was a teratoma at first but pickle is much more likely. 
- Pickle Rick? 
 
- I was disgusted and really needed to know what this was. Since nobody seems to have answered I did a reverse image search: - spoiler- It’s a lash egg, laid by a chicken with an infection in its fallopian tubes. - That was more disgusting than I expected. Thank you for your service. 
- I was curious as well but regret clicking your spoiler tag 
- I’m beginning to think this might not have been in OP’s refrigerator, at all. - Maybe the infection wasn’t terrestrial 
 
- wtf I was thinking spoiled artichoke or sth like that. wasn’t ready for this. And ofcourse people asked “can you eat lash egg” 
- That’s an egg??? Holy shit, that infection must make chickens’ lives painful 
 
- Refrigerator cancer. Burn it with fire, sorry for your loss. 
- Fuck, flag as NSFW next time - Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW. - Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously - masturbatingvomiting. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call- the policean ambulance”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men- masturbatingvomiting together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.- Hell of a coincidence 
 
 
 
- It looks like the spongebob-health-inspector-nasty-krabby-patty equivalent of an avocado. Probably rotted, tried to sprout, died, and rotted again. - Somehow this makes sense to me. 
 
- I think that tumor has spoiled, check the date. 
- Chicken cordon bl-eww. 
- It’s a Ganymede Rock Lobster  
- That’s a well-done avocado, perfect if you like that extra pungent aftertaste. And also middle taste. Initial taste too. - This would give me beforetaste. I think it already has. 🤢 
 
- “You know what? Fuck you!” - necromances your pickle into some sort of horrific picklezombie that will haunt your dreams forever 
- Pretty sure that’s my ex wife’s personality 
- Sir, that is a kidney. - Keeping it fresh in the fridge for trafficking. 
 
- Open your mind Quaid 
- Can’t imagine how bad the smell is every time the door was opened 
- twas my mistake to browse this site whilst eating 















