Wait no actually this could be life saving. Is is capable of picking up all meteorological signals?

I think the lowest bands are 8.3khz. oh WOW we could potentially use it to get Astronomical data too in case the regime cuts us off from that!

9ooooooh boy

So I could potentially be interested in some satellites that have capabilities that are not defined, and one of these things can read the coms?

Seems like a problem

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I gotta do this today. I liked Ubuntu but I need something less thinky like Bazzite.

I tried it earlier, but my flash drive fried (didn’t know it) ended up with like 4 partitions on my nvme, none of which would boot. No kernel found in grub, was able to boot into recovery from the stick, did the media test BAM failed sector. Went in to try and wipe the drive, magically had a 6.98 available space and the whole drive was write protected.

That’s a turtle with a single hair, and impaled by a really, really big pole.

I don’t think I understand what’s going on here.

Clearly the fetish is being a masochist. And masochists pay for doms. They’re all advertising cheap pain services, EXCEPT alice, who isn’t advertising, and mentions a rabbit hole, and the only thing I can think of is that she doesn’t mean her rabbit holes.

What am I missing?

Have you really lived until you’ve body surfed?

Even better, we need to tape it to a door before the picture

I don’t have a color printer though.

Quick, someone print this meme out then take a picture of it and upload it. Let’s the see how deepfried we can make this thing

I don’t really remember. That’s my assumption based on its capabilities.

Sounds like I need the factory at home needs to grow much larger than it has before.

So like, Ive been wondering, how the hell do you make it to space while still having enough settings enabled for achievements?

At some point, biters almost always overwhelm my defenses

Edit: guess I have another 800 hours (minimum?) to sink into factorio again

Look man those life-size dolls.

I don’t get em either. They look like a lot of work. They weigh 80lbs but can’t walk on their own, clean themselves, and their eyeballs can fall out.

So if it’s “connection” with something “human like but not” ok I guess I can see it. Probably better for the species

Age verification photos?

How the fuck do people do it? Like is there something else more wrong with me?

It says it’s AI. It reads like an AI. I’m desperately lonely too, but it doesn’t remotely come close to even a hint of being a real person.

Maybe it’s the user interface? The constant awareness of the AI girlfriend URL?

Man I was hoping this was real thanks :(

What’s wrong with bangs? They’re fucking hot

But the games were still fire.

Man. So much game time on that thing.

And for porn. God. So much porn.

So this brings up a funny story.

IDK when, but I was on a trip, thinking about my ex wife(then girlfriend at the time) with my parents somewhere and they had these vibrating back massager things. Usually they’re like 4 wooden balls on sticks attached to a wooden handle. I knew how much my ex loved it. Anyway I thought “dude fucking brilliant” and I bought it for her and my parents were like: “Uh, ok? You sure she’s going to like that?” “I’m like are you kidding me? The number of times I have to get sore hands from giving her a back massage is incredible!” Oh, I’m like 15 at the time.

Well, I gift it to her, and with the smallest hint of embarrassment says she absolutely loves it. That night she thanks me again, saying it made things so much easier, in kind of a flirty tone. I completely miss all social cues always so this didn’t register. Sometime later I come over and she wants one of the back rubs, and I’m like “hey, grab that tool I got!”

She responds with “I’m not in the mood for that, besides it’s out of batteries.”

I thought I was going to fold into myself. “How many back rubs have you given yourself?” “Oh, like none. Just the fun stuff.” The heaviest levels of cringe hit, knowing how many people saw me buying this for my girlfriend completely oblivious to what it would be used for.

I cancelled it because I forgot I had it a few days ago. This is merely coincidence to me but nice coincidence.