Any port in a storm.
That was a river, this is the ocean, baby girl.
Into the garbage chute, flyboy.
You’re braver than I thought
It’s a trap!
You should smell it on the inside
What an incredible smell you’ve discovered. It may smell bad, kid but it’ll keep you warm.
Gotta bullseye some Womp Rats before you’re ready for a trench run.
You silver-tongued devil.
Negative. It didn’t go in.
Just impacted on the surface.
Can’t blame 'im, though. He’d never sighted down on a womp rat. 🙃
FW: FW: fw: RE: FW: LOL so true!
I miss goofy email forwards, today’s boomers post racist shit on Facebook.
I downloaded this joke in a text file from LImewire before 9/11.
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Even I get boarded sometimes. You think I had a choice?
And I thought she smelled bad… on the outside.
Get in there you hairy oaf!
The life of a repo man is always intense.
Ordinary fucking people man, I hate em.
Classic flick. 🤘🏼
… and I’ll do it again.
Eyoooo!
Relevant standup by Caitlin Peluffo: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=adZ_2ut1jvM
