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Jog on, troll.

Others moved pounds across many miles, and did nothing at all to stand out.

Still others drove school busses, and it was beaten into them while under cacophonous duress.

A few did both.

Coke: reinventing the speed limit by setting the example —like a squid from a slingshot.

Ok? 🙃

You flubbed the seatbelt & cam hand, but didn’t even mention the stupidly low seat that decreases visibility over their dash and, by extension, the hood & front of the vehicle.

Just sayin’. We should all be more aware of this too-often lethal geometry born of “cool” laziness. 🥲

Frankly? I’m quietly curious if the US is gonna hold it together long enough for me to enjoy the Left Coast once again —or if it’ll fray itself to ribbons before I can log this drive back to it. 🥲

gawdammit. I can hear that image so clearly. 🤣

Best I can do is the-world-is-burning-get-a-bucket.

Bone Apple Tea, indeed

Save your tears, noob. Save scum.

Your grandpa might’ve played D&D 3.5, and definitely got up to no good for several minutes in a closet/mini-van/treehouse, for starters.

'77 made it even better, I hear.

.ml really has gone downhill with its low-effort SOP exports…

Li’l bro energy, OP. Kids of an era were school age at least, not still suckin’ a teat.

You’re not 100%? ICE habitually shows up at official visa appointments to disappear applicants, et al, without explanation nor consequence, and you think this brand-name scam might maybe be legit?! Thafuq?

Y’all think they have cafe cars on the gulag trains?

May your message be resonant and your delivery as effective as nails in a baseball bat. 🤘🏼

We know. You still forgot that there. Get your spoon.

FWIW, I meant it in welcome, not patronizing dickery.

Take a walk, fellow prol, breathe the air. It was levity, not whatever you’ve got there, triggering on default. (FFS. This place smells of reddit more every day.)

Might wanna dial back that last question, just in case. 😅😶