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Only because being publicly known as a pederast isn’t as fun. 🤌🏼

Don’t forget the centuries of rape, murder, oppression, and the wholecloth stunting of civic, scientific, and cultural advancements, now… 🤌🏼

So… Dune, then? Or, was it Fern Gully, I forget.

And require more workers who, after a certain amount of time underpaid, might very well be too indifferent to notice certain systems were down when another one of these suckholes goes up in flames. Dunno. Could be.

Stat.

r34’s your place. 😏

Don’t feed trolls, friend. Just block & move on. They’ll either learn to be human on their own or they won’t, but none of that’s happening for them in this thread. 🤌🏼

Take a half sec to temp the room, it may not be “wrong”, just surprising. 🤷🏽‍♂️

You know Donnie doesn’t let anyone touch his keyboard. Not with those mitts.

that’s not based off of fucking anything substantial.

Dr. Crusher, I presume.

Even falling flat on your face is forward momentum, as long as you get up and keep going. 🖖🏽

“Whilst” is the new “moist”. 🤢🤷🏽‍♂️

You have a Victor, too? Isn’t he great? 🤩🖖🏽

Always always always use protection. See: sidebar. Happy sailing!

Ceci n’est pas une peen.

Don’t lie, you just want your dildo back.

It just prepped them for Grave of the Fireflies 🤷🏼‍♂️

NGL, I would’ve likely tried to impersonate at least one of said colleagues in tone, subject, etc. If only to waste those corpo fucksticks’ time & effort. Not my circus, not my monkey, but here’s a wrench. 🤣🤌🏼

Worst*

🤦🏼‍♂️

Aliens 3 is the 13th floor of hotels. It only counts if you need it to, but everyone else knows you’re being tiresome. 🤌🏼