Ceci n’est pas une peen.
They sleep upside-down, vespertine, and roam the woods at night to forage for wolves.
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Cake day: November 18th, 2023
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Don’t lie, you just want your dildo back.
13·1 month agoIt just prepped them for Grave of the Fireflies 🤷🏼♂️
NGL, I would’ve likely tried to impersonate at least one of said colleagues in tone, subject, etc. If only to waste those corpo fucksticks’ time & effort. Not my circus, not my monkey, but here’s a wrench. 🤣🤌🏼
Aliens 3 is the 13th floor of hotels. It only counts if you need it to, but everyone else knows you’re being tiresome. 🤌🏼
It’s called “tear jerking”, apparently.
And three to file for divorce.
Better than the “presents” the bassist leaves in the equipment closet after giving the latest groupie their “autograph”. (There’s usually a betting pool on whether they actually aim for the drum kit, or just Pollock the place with abandon.)
Shhh, the mouthbreathers might see this. 🤣🥴
Something this video is lacking, apparently.
notsohard pass
Don’t even start down the biomod rabbit hole that could’ve been.
Or, do, but please get someone fromWhat If… on the line, too. 🤪
Ok? …but now I’m even more curious how that’s true…
Ignore the petulant sphincter. 🤣
How ironic.
I would like to subscribe to the same newsletter, please. 🙇🏽♀️
Technically untrue, it just doesn’t last. Similarly, he can have his ears pierced, but the jewelry will quickly be expelled or subsumed. 🥲
Similar to the e on the end of your username?
Always always always use protection. See: sidebar. Happy sailing!