Got permabanned from Reddit for damn near no reason. So now I’m here.
You ask an ancient dragon who talks to you in riddles, I hallucinate visions from the gods themselves, we’re not the same.
Nah, it’s not just a vibe, look at those eyes.
Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter.
“Thanks for the advice and your unique and valued perspective. Never heard that before.”
Thank you for drawing my attention. How about you bask in the glory of our democracy and freedom? Learn a thing or two. Buy a gun. ForSuperearth AMERICA!!!
Good question, uhh, probably the autism, thanks for asking.
Halloween is good. Good cat.
Yeah, I know. I thought they might’ve named their cat that. This cutie would be an alfiq.
Wait, is that the cat’s name?
She’s not looking so good?
… I thought it was referring to manually saving in videogames.
Can also confirm, killed vampire last week. Tree.
Yeah, I’d only do that exclusively around people that don’t think I’m a piece of shit. Otherwise, could come off as transphobia or something.
Man, (neutral), southern is preferable for usage of y’all, but most people can pull it off. Edit: somehow forgot to type the most important part. Have some god damn faith.
Oh, man, I’m pretty decent at this. Man is a favorite of mine. You may be thinking “that’s not neutral”. To that I say, yuh huh. Pardner, obviously said in some kind of Arthur Morgan impression (quality irrelevant). Buddy, if you want to be dismissive, as in “Yeah, sure buddy”. Bitch, to be used with close colleagues. Also somehow gender neutral. Diva is pretty universal. It has the added plus as a quick little homophobia check. Girliepop, similar usage as diva. Pookie/ pookie bear, to be used with close friends and partners.
The aliens/ and or Jews stole it, obviously.