That’s just what the off brand ones call themselves to avoid lawsuits, don’t read too much into it.

Or do idc lol but that’s why.

All the brits in here don’t even understand, it’s not about the brand name you ninnys, they’re chocolate sandwich cookies.

FIX BAYONETS!

See but I had a psychiatrist as a kid that would literally report what I said to my mother (and not like harming others or myself like is legally required, just like, shit that I said I didn’t like about my mom and then he’d tell her and she’d punish me about it.) Legally, he was allowed to do that since I was a child, I’m not now and so legally they can’t even if they had her phone number, but now I can’t trust them even if that distrust is slightly illogical. Double distrust due to incentive to make me return and keep paying, but y’know the childhood “trauma” (if you can call it that) of having it weaponized against me using the therapist is still there on that one too.

You have to be kidding, men don’t have trauma. If they do they’re weak.

Wait…

Phallic Assured Destruction?

She needs to be transferred to basically any subject other than biology, seeing as she has clearly demonstrated her lack of knowledge on the subject.

I’ve legit just started:

“Can you stop shaking your leg?”

“No.”

“Excuse me?”

“I’m literally physically unable to control it, so, no I can’t stop. Sorry.”

I’m not even trying to be funny or lying, just deadpan matter of fact truth: no, I cannot.

Yeah I hate being understanding when my gf is sick or on her period too, like man up and wash them dishes bitch!

Oooooor you could be more understanding if one of you is under the weather regardless of gender I guess if you wanna be a loser.

For sure, women usually say they want a man who can show his feelings. It’s just that the second he does cry about anything other than a dead child, she gets the ick and loses all respect for him, in my personal experience. I think they talk a big game but when the chips are down they find out they’re not actually as into it as they thought.

Got it: next time this happens to me reply “damn that’s rough.”

Vindaloo is real?! I thought Lister made it up!

Nuh uh.

Orly? Then:

What does water feel like when it’s dry?

New question for the “water isn’t wet” fools unlocked.

I heavily implied I indulge in both.

Neither does the inside of my tits

Well luckily only Ed Gein would have to worry about that.

Morally dirty is one thing, covered in stripper pussy and smelling like cocaine is another.

At least I can take a shower when I do it, but the money rarely gets washed.

Quick sidebar, I’m just some random dude reading this thread but thanks for introducing me to Dadvocate. She rules, she’s now my “Pedro Pascal,” goals if you will, gives me hope lmao.

Nitrocelluloss

FTFY.

Yeah for real, men should be completely free from desire and entirely chaste, as Christ intended. Id bad, superego only. The catholic way, guilt for natural urges, that’s my motto.

SO CAN WE NOW ADMIT SELLING DATA IS BAD?