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LadyButterfly she/her@piefed.blahaj.zone to memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 11 hours ago

Good advice

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Good advice

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LadyButterfly she/her@piefed.blahaj.zone to memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 11 hours ago
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    It’s a g-g-g-g-ghost!

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    Yet again, a low paid worker proving to be more intelligent than c-suits.

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    This lady has strong Yip Yip vibes…

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    “A good disguise does not reveal the person’s height.” (–Silvio Micali, cryptographer).

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      Pshh, why would I take advice on anonymity from a guy whose full name + job you just doxxed?

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        The quote is from a well known published paper of his, but yeah, good point.

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      Surely it’s better to appear to reveal the person’s height and not actually do it. Maybe she’s 130cm and wearing stilts or 210cm and just kneeling.

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        Or maybe it’s 3 racoons under a blanket !

        • outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          No its definitely that, but how tall is she/they?

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          5 basketball players under a thimble!

      • solrize@lemmy.ml
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        Maybe she’s 130cm and wearing stilts

        Or the old 3 raccoons in a trench coat, heh.

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      You should also put some rocks in your shoes.

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        Or just wake up randomly with your knee sprained so badly it will not bend (for no reason at all) forcing you to alter your gait and walk like a geriatric paraplegic

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      Maybe they’ve a hat or something else on that changes their height

      But in this case I don’t think you need to go that far

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    Turns out Cousin It is a Taylor Swift fan.

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    Me , unemployed and single: I have no such weakness.

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      How do you eat though? Me over here been working the same job for 19 years and I’m not even eligible for unemployment.

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        Crime? Best guess is crime.

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          Naah. I live with my parents because I am pathetic that way. Also, I don’t really go to concerts. My OG comment was just a joke at the expense of my circumstance.

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      With ticket prices as they are, it would cost me my car and possibly my kidney.

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        Good point.

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    Context for those who don’t know.

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      Ironically I expect their business to go up (of the original couple that inspired the meme).

      Astronomer was a name known mostly by people dabbling in Data Engineering, and even then not that well. Now the whole world knows about them.

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    I have never cared enough about a job to do this

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    It’s a mental health day. The only thing that could cure my depression is live music.

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    No risk of this at the metalcore show.

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