It’s a g-g-g-g-ghost!
Yet again, a low paid worker proving to be more intelligent than c-suits.
This lady has strong Yip Yip vibes…
“A good disguise does not reveal the person’s height.” (–Silvio Micali, cryptographer).
Pshh, why would I take advice on anonymity from a guy whose full name + job you just doxxed?
The quote is from a well known published paper of his, but yeah, good point.
Surely it’s better to appear to reveal the person’s height and not actually do it. Maybe she’s 130cm and wearing stilts or 210cm and just kneeling.
Or maybe it’s 3 racoons under a blanket !
No its definitely that, but how tall is she/they?
5 basketball players under a thimble!
Maybe she’s 130cm and wearing stilts
Or the old 3 raccoons in a trench coat, heh.
You should also put some rocks in your shoes.
Or just wake up randomly with your knee sprained so badly it will not bend (for no reason at all) forcing you to alter your gait and walk like a geriatric paraplegic
Maybe they’ve a hat or something else on that changes their height
But in this case I don’t think you need to go that far
Turns out Cousin It is a Taylor Swift fan.
Me , unemployed and single: I have no such weakness.
How do you eat though? Me over here been working the same job for 19 years and I’m not even eligible for unemployment.
Crime? Best guess is crime.
Naah. I live with my parents because I am pathetic that way. Also, I don’t really go to concerts. My OG comment was just a joke at the expense of my circumstance.
With ticket prices as they are, it would cost me my car and possibly my kidney.
Good point.
Ironically I expect their business to go up (of the original couple that inspired the meme).
Astronomer was a name known mostly by people dabbling in Data Engineering, and even then not that well. Now the whole world knows about them.
I have never cared enough about a job to do this
It’s a mental health day. The only thing that could cure my depression is live music.
No risk of this at the metalcore show.
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