That’s why I’m getting cremated and spread

I’m too introverted to spend that much time with that many people

Ew it touched Instagram, is it contagious?

I always forget that he starts the joke as the driver 🤣

… and they’re gonna need a bone marrow sample to verify

It’s not that I’m not appreciative, it’s just that a 40+ year old man like myself can handle only so many Julia Quinn, Emma Chase, and Tessa Dare books

I would just fall asleep

The toilet paper is loaded backwards

Anyone else have a redneck family that started dropping off endless truckloads of random used books from various flea markets at your home the very moment they found out that you like to read?

NewPipe is my friend

Nearly 17 Holocausts

That is nearly 114,250 9/11’s worth of dumb people

I think that’s just one way of saying they’re not prints worth stealing

It’s only a matter of time Qantas, you’re flying Boeings

Heating the can in the microwave makes the beans taste extra sparkly