I like to wear aloha shirts. For a while there was a strange fad to make them with the fabric inside out so the colors were muted. Designers, amirite?

Would using a chainsaw count as “chop”?

Average them?

Secondary problem: how to implement the sharks

Exactly the problem - they see “AI” and go full Rambo.

Didn’t you see the “Please don’t feed the trolls” sign? It’s right there by the snack table.

Other possibilities include automatic cigarette lighter - soon as it sees you put one in your mouth, you’re puffin’.

That reminds me of a job I had many years ago, where this big printer kept jamming and stopping. Whenever the inhouse support tech showed up it would start working. One time it unjammed and resumed printing when he walked into the computer room. Another time he was out front talking to the manager right after getting there, and we heard it start up. He could never get there when it wasn’t working, to diagnose the problem. So finally he brought in a wallet size high-school photo of himself and taped it to the inside of the printer cover, so his face was looking at the print head. I swear on everything holy, that machine never glitched out again!

Wouldn’t know. Never used it. DGAF.

How do you cause explosions?

Tried clear nail polish, now it’s well dry and works like a dream!

Not exactly. In base 1 they don’t have to be in a row because the order doesn’t matter. For example, 16 could be 16 ones in a row, or 4 rows of 4 ones, 2 rows of 8, or 16 in a circle, an X, or a completely disorderly bunch.

High-school ethical purism doesn’t define “liberal” tho.

Strangely my knack seemed limited to making installs fail. I actually wrote some test automation software, including a language for specifying tests.

Humans crash cars all the time, and yet I still know people who are just so chuffed about “not having to drive” because they’re going in their friend’s car.

I miss Norm so bad. The wisdom of the ages packed into a guy you could work on a lawn mower with.

Nah haven’t worked there since 2005.

Any functional bikes tho? [or should I guess lol]

I never even thought of that - you then plug in your phone as a thumb drive? Makes sense.

When I used to work at Microsoft I had an uncanny knack for making installs not work. Things that just simply worked for other people would die with errors and bluescreens. I started to think I emitted a weird bioelectric field or something. But this only happened at that company, and strangely only when I worked on the premises.