I tried giving snail all my mortal possessions but it was just a decoy =/

Oh god not beans again

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I don’t think reflexes were involved here, more likely it was lucky arm positioning at the right time. But what do I know? I wasn’t quite there to witness it.

(the ones that spin two “interlocking” things might do decently)

Can confirm, they do.

Here’s a reminder to sign this initiative if you are a citizen of EU and spread the word about it everywhere if you are not!

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What would you recommend for mashing ass-potatoes?

Happened to me once. I was super drunk walking home and didn’t see an open manhole in front of me. I got super lucky, though.

From my drunk perspective, I’m just walking along when suddenly the ground is nearly at my eye level. Then I realised I’m dangling there, with only my head and elbows outside. I dragged myself out and continued on home.

I have no idea how I managed to fall inside with both my legs at the same time and why my arms didn’t hurt like hell, not even in the morning.

The dangers of dieting.

I’m tired of arson, fuck the fire department!

Train using road space for comparison:

And how hard it would be once you stopped…

On this internet.

Spread the word, then.

Nonsense. The porn has way better quality models than the game.

Or so I heard. I don’t play Overwatch.

I’ve recently realised that if I listen to someone talking or say anything myself after waking up to go to the toilet or something, I will not be able to go back to sleep again.

My uneducated guess is that it wakes up the language centre in my brain and for some reason one that is active, sleep is done for the day.

Here’s another reminder to sign this initiative if you live in the EU.

These would make a fine addition to my collection…

…IF I HAD ONE!

That is not a painting by Magritte.