You can buy an Iridium Sprinkler from Krobus every Friday

Oh I get it, trust. I’m sure we’re both equally mad about it lol

It helps the capitalists’ profit margins 😊😊😊

It does, yes. This will prevent your content from being indexed, in most cases. The benefit is that your servers will be up. If your servers are down, they can’t be indexed either

Simple as

To be fair, neither can enterprise outfits.

Teams

New Teams

Teams (new)

Probably more that I forgot

Polygamy, polygyny, and polyamory are all separate things, basically

I mean, they do have an API. It’s just so expensive that no one but VC-funded EAcc weirdos can use it

Spez is a lizard robot. I mean, just look at it. It’s a fucking weird creep

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That’s good to know, thanks.

It was a joke, mate. A simple jest. A jape, if you will

What a cucked judgement. I would have ruled for the plaintiff, with prejudice

Are you so sure Apple doesn’t have your keys? How are they migrating the keys to your new device? It’s all closed source

Crockford is a good and smart person but he really dropped the fucking ball on JSON.

Double-quotes-only and no comments kill the whole spec for me. Extremely opinionated and dumb. I fucking hate JSON.

My boss once sent me a machine generated config. He’s terminally addicted to double-quotes (like, a fatal condition). I searched and there were 27k sequences of \".

Edit: my point is - all that compute and network wasted, every single time the file is requested and parsed. Completely pointless waste

dummy thicc Snake

Last post from me. I have given you accurate information in good faith. Since you’ve decided to become aggressive and hostile, I can tell that you’re an unpleasant person and I’m glad you’re not on my team.

Good luck and have fun out there.

You can learn enough Vim to be productive in it in about 3 minutes.

You can install some plugins; your experienced coworkers have probably figured that out for you.

It’s ok to be a junior, but you should investigate things from time to time. You may even surprise yourself.

But you do you.

You don’t grok vi.

That’s fine and you don’t need to. But don’t knock it if you haven’t even taken time to learn it.

Yesterday I needed to insert a tab character on every line from 2 to 31,000 something. I made the line selection keystrokes in Cursor - it immediately crashed so hard I had to restart my PC.

Vim did it in a few milliseconds.

Are you guys actual programmers? What’s wrong with using Vim for development?