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The midnight narwhals at bacon

Spare the rod, spoil the child 😤😤

It is a page-turner; in fact it’s a banger. It’s an incredible book

Mfw no gme_meltdown on Lemmy 😩

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Gotta buy that ticket to heaven

I bring a little coal-powered tugboat to proudly tow me home

Uhh does Codium not work for you? It’s not Vim but it’s something

It already exists https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grindcore

The evening air was cool and crisp; the crickets were chirping merrily; the smell of rhododendrons was on the light, refreshing breeze. But I don’t remember any of that, honestly

We let the original customer, ~~~~, ride his ZX-11 RB Racing Intercooled EFI Turbo around the block and then disabled it as he was moving to Tennessee. He was amazed how “perfect” it was. We told him he could have the missing parts when he owned up to what he had done and pay for any losses we had. He was a coward and did nothing. He sold the bike to a friend of ours to avoid dealing with us, who paid us for the missing parts, getting a $17,000.00 motorcycle for $6,000.00.The bike ran 210 mph on it’s first pass at Maxton. The seller, ~~~~, was there to see “his Bike”. Last seen after collecting a large insurance settlement for being run over by a double dump truck/trailer in California, ~~~~ was chroming parts for pinball machines in Gallatin, TN…Does he have a chrome shop…no he doesn’t. We were happy to hear later on that he lost his left leg in another motorcycle accident…and were glad it was his left shifter leg. Acting as a middleman for chroming is safer than motorcycles for him. He used to laugh about how he was charging people $400.00 to ground one wire in a GPZ750 turbo ecm. Cosmic pinball got him. Karma. In the finality of this “what goes around comes around” ~~~~ hit a turkey vulture on a motorcycle in 2016 and was killed. We hope the turkey vulture survived.

Incredible levels of vitriol. I need to keep practicing

Straight to hell

The inventors of Markdown thought they would do something devastatingly clever and eat newlines if the next line has content. That way, if you’re writing Markdown in the Stone Age and your editor doesn’t support soft-wrap (it’s a stone tablet), you can do your own soft-wrap and Markdown will “helpfully” eat all the newlines (unless there are two or more).

Of course this has done nothing to help and instead caused chaos and confusion for anyone non-technical. Very clever

What about it? Save it. Make your black beans taste incredible

A couple hundred thetans in a trench coat?

It makes perfect sense. Would you call a baby born today a “2020s kid”? They’re a baby, they won’t remember shit. They’ll be a kid (and adolescent) in the 30s. That’s when formative experiences will occur

Don’t feel attacked, this meme is stupid as fuck. It’s 9th-grade Roblox “humor”

He held his pen in his mouth 🤬🤬

Yeah OP is delusional. “Oh well I turned {{age}}, guess I’ll just stop caring about anything.”

We’re not liberals, dipshit