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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days ago

When you're in a rush and need to eat on the go

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When you're in a rush and need to eat on the go

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days ago
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    15 hours ago

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    Poor Man’s Huel

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    16 hours ago

    You get mashed potato in sachets?

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      I wouldn’t consider them mashed. We get dehydrated processed potatoes in sachets.

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    https://youtube.com/@thevulgarchef

    This is, by far, the least vile thing he ever made and/or ate.

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    Mountain House is in the house.

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    Is the water at least hot?

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      Maybe he left it on his car dashboard in the summer.

  • TheStaffmaster@lemmy.world
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    Eat the powder and then drink the water. Saves a plastic bottle. Not only does it assert dominance, it’s the eco friendly option!

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      You’re still using a plastic bottle. The more environmentally friendly option would be to wash it and reuse it every day for your morning potatoes.

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        At what point did I suggest you drink the water from a bottle?

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    A nice refreshing bottle of Gotatoes.

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      BRB trademarking “Gotatoes”

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      1 day ago

      Electrolytes

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    1 day ago

    snl, cookie dough sport.

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    Preparing for a space mission

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    Now put it in a bad dragon product!

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      You’re supposed to start with a whole potato and mash it inside yourself with the bad dragon.

    • 𝕲𝖑𝖎𝖙𝖈𝖍🔻𝕯𝖃 (he/him)@lemmy.world
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      I’m not sure I want mash in my ass…

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        Are you afraid your ass can’t handle the hot, creamy stuff?

        • 𝕲𝖑𝖎𝖙𝖈𝖍🔻𝕯𝖃 (he/him)@lemmy.world
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          fuuuuuuk, when you put it like that

          • 𝕲𝖑𝖎𝖙𝖈𝖍🔻𝕯𝖃 (he/him)@lemmy.world
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            fuckit, why not. I tried the dragon cum drink and that was awesome

            • 𝕲𝖑𝖎𝖙𝖈𝖍🔻𝕯𝖃 (he/him)@lemmy.world
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              Changed my mind again after actually thinking about it. I do not want to clean starch out of my toy.

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                If there’s any still in there, you’re doing it wrong

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                  Also, if you run out, you’re doing it wrong.

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    The only way to eat it is to throw it in the waffle maker.

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    Classic? Boring. Gimme the roasted garlic butter or fully loaded. Those smack.

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    I gagged. Upvote for you.

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    I think it would actually be better if You ate the powder and washed it down with water.

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      Do you even own a set of intestines?

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        No i lease. We poor

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      You would think too little water would make them terrible, but too much water makes the texture unimaginably bad

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        I guess it doesn’t simply turn into some kind of potatoe soup?

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