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      a woman is like 95% man, just a few bits changed or added. It’s therefore 95% gay. Sorry.

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        There was this weird guy around here who claimed women are 100% man - they have been made out of a man’s rib or so.

        And a lot of people believed this guy.

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          If you look at the history of the word “man” from it’s origin it was originally a gender neutral term. You had to append a modifier (were or wif) on it to specify gender. Over time this eroded and people stopped using “wereman” to mean masculine people and just started using the default phrase that meant everybody but sorta kept “wifman” and changed the pronunciation.

          So if you peel back the history women are indeed 100% man because everyone is a man.

          Also in the category of gender neutral once : “Girl” used to just meant “child” and “boy” meant something along the line of “young ruffian”.

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    This is why they should be drinking their own cum, it’s a huge testosterone boost

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    As an alpha male, I can only cum when I look at another alpha male straight in the eyes while holding an alpha male’s cock in each of my hand. We call it T-blast, you need to do it at least twice a week to keep your level high.

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        Great piece of history this is.

        … Originally I used the abbreviation “invcel”. (My first article on the topic needed a DOS filename of 8 characters or less!) Someone else on the mailing list (the original forum) suggested that “incel” would be easier to pronounce, so we had switched by 1999.

        Since the incel forums became exclusively male, and trended towards misogyny, the world has come to use the term “incel” to refer to men who are angry at women because they can’t find someone to date or have sex with. Reclaiming the term for the original neutral meaning would be a hopeless cause.

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    Bro is literally like “at least sucking dick doesn’t have an estrogenic effect”

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      Testosterone is stored in the balls, so is jizz. So drinking jizz will increase your testosterone, just like eating pussy increases estrogen.

      And because it degrades so rapidly you’ve got to get it directly from the source, as far back in your throat as possible.

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          So many of my hookups say bs like this. Like, bro, do I look like I care about how you judge yourself??

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            “I’m not gay, I just spend the last four hours driving around in circles sending pictures of my dick to random men to try to convince them to have sex with me.”

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      That was kind of what I got out of this. Are there straight guys out there who really don’t like eating pussy?

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        A buddy of mine. Just refuses to. Never elaborated, I didn’t ask. Probably part of why his marriage didn’t last.

        By that logic, my deep love for the act should ensure mine will last forever.

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        It used to be a racial thing, like only white guys would do it. Probably has to do with the hyperactive degree of masculinity signalling in black and hispanic cultures, at least back in the gangsta rap era. Now we’re in the age of white Republican masculinity signalling, so I guess it’s their thing now.

        I will say from back in the days of yore when a girl would let me anywhere near her it did strike me as a bit gross, but I did enjoy seeing her enjoy it. I think the fact that it’s a bit gross and she enjoys it means it’s kind of subservient, so you can’t be an alpha male if you do it. Says a lot about how so much of this sort of fundamentalist masculinity culture is pretending about what men want rather than being about what men really want.

        That’s a much bigger topic though.

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          It was a major plot point on one of the seasons of The Sopranos. Junior ordered a hit on Tony Soprano after Tony found out that Junior ate pussy and teased him for it.

          Of all the notions that exist around hypermasculinity, this one is the weirdest.

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          There’s also that these men hate women who enjoy sex, “giving head” is considered to be only enjoyable to one party by some, and thus bad if the woman enjoys it. Some of them even describe asexuality as what normal should be for woman, but still do it for men.

          Weirdly enough some more “hypersexual” women don’t necessarily want it, and instead weirdly obsessed with “mutual pleasure”.

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    Yes, please do us all a favor and only have gender affirming manly sex with other mysoginist dudes

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    God Almighty, these people are mentally ill. Having sex with women is to gay. We’re going to wrap around to a misogynistic homosexual society, apparently.

    What the actual fuck?

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      Dude dude dude

      Don’t call this out. Please let’s lean into this one.

      Left leaning men eat pussy. So much fucking pussy eating happens at these rallies.

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        It’s true. I used to be a red blooded, conservative American, but that all changed when I showed up as a counter protestor at a Tesla dealership. A woman launched herself at my face, pussy first. I ingested some of her pussy juice and got estrogenized. Now I read books for pleasure, treat women like equals, and I became a vegetarian.

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      We cannot undo it, at this point it’s too set-in, it’s like an oily turd that’s now seeped into the woodgrain of our society. The only way forward is to accelerate it until it ignites. We have to push on it.

      We have to tell everyone that we would NEVER risk touching another person NOR ourselves, if we wish to remain proud, strong, heterosexual, masculine. Even wearing clothes, the fabric may have been handled by female factory workers, we must encourage real men to never wear clothes. Real men would never enter a home either, feeeemales may have been in almost every home ever made, so they must also be avoided lest fem-particles invade your body.

      The only way to truly be a Real Man™ is to live naked in the woods, isolated, unwashed, eating bugs (genderless, asexual ones like stick insects only) and never letting your hands touch your body.