My husband giggled and said “Send that to me.”
This is the highest honor a meme can receive in our home.
I see you’ve played knifey horsey before.
Introducing the Knife Horse horse knife. It’s knives and horses all the way down.
“Holds up to 3 knife horses”
I though this was a shitpost and that the handles were actually rocket engine fumes
Nah, that’d be weird.
Good point.
We have nothing to fear from knife horse when we carry our 🎵 Knife Wrench! 🎵 (fun for kids)
YES!!!
I thought it flopped. You’re the best
No, it was perfect. Thanks for keeping Scrubs alive in the wild!
Scrubs references on Lemmy? Daz imprazzible!
(Apologies to the dead horse)
No apology necessary. Some of the best parts of Scrubs were beating a dead horse, bits with Dr. Cox condescending to and terrorizing the interns, residents, fellows, etc.
I love the absurdity of it. Two Sentence Horror can get pretty cringey at times, although I love it when it’s done well.
but dad…
we firmly but politely show them the door!!!
so, we have this cool door my dad likes me to show people when they don’t like steak
I put one in there that was removed because the mod was incapable of extrapolation.
It was along the lines of: " It turns out humans aren’t born with souls but rather grow them. Unfortunately that was the point"
If you don’t get it, think of why humans grow things. To me the realization of what the sentences are about adds to the horror. But the mod was just like “there’s nothing scary about this” and told me to join the discord for advice.
I prefer /r/TwoSentenceCringe. The stories are much more relatable.
Thanks for the recommendation!
Edit: you’re right. It’s much better when framed this way. Shame lemmy doesn’t have one yet, but I doubt its own two-sentence-horror activity wouldn’t be enough to sustain it.
2nd edit: There many posts there. I wonder why.
3rd edit: r/badtwosentencehorrors is pretty good:
When Tina Belcher becomes Teena the dark drama girlie.
Look at my horse, my horse is so stabby, give it a lick! MMM! It tastes like Damascus.
Et tu, Weebl?
Rocks back and forth for slightly too long
No.
WHAT’S THE CHARGE? EATING A DELICIOUS KENYAN SUPPER?
Omg core memories unlocked
Is the horse made of knives, a knife itself, or merely a horse that wields knives? This matters.
Yes.
It is a horse made of knifes, in the shape of a knife, that wields knives. It has difficulty getting through screening at airports.
Ok I genuinely blew air out of my nose harder than usual with this one. Thanks.
“No one can talk to a horse, of course.”
“Hello, I’m Mr. Ed.”
I think I would be so baffled by the horse talking that I wouldn’t even notice the knife
Make sure the knife has a hilt or the horse risks self injury. A lot of amateur killers don’t know how hard it is to stab a body and their hands slip on the handle causing cuts on their hands. Rule 1 is never leave your DNA at the scene.
Source: watched Forensics Files like 3 times through.
Comedy horror is still horror.🤷
