My husband giggled and said “Send that to me.”
This is the highest honor a meme can receive in our home.
Make sure the knife has a hilt or the horse risks self injury. A lot of amateur killers don’t know how hard it is to stab a body and their hands slip on the handle causing cuts on their hands. Rule 1 is never leave your DNA at the scene.
Source: watched Forensics Files like 3 times through.
I think I would be so baffled by the horse talking that I wouldn’t even notice the knife
Ok I genuinely blew air out of my nose harder than usual with this one. Thanks.
Look at my horse, my horse is so stabby, give it a lick! MMM! It tastes like Damascus.
Omg core memories unlocked
Et tu, Weebl?
WHAT’S THE CHARGE? EATING A DELICIOUS KENYAN SUPPER?
Rocks back and forth for slightly too long
No.
Is the horse made of knives, a knife itself, or merely a horse that wields knives? This matters.
Comedy horror is still horror.🤷
When Tina Belcher becomes Teena the dark drama girlie.
I love the absurdity of it. Two Sentence Horror can get pretty cringey at times, although I love it when it’s done well.
but dad…
we firmly but politely show them the door!!!
so, we have this cool door my dad likes me to show people when they don’t like steak
I prefer /r/TwoSentenceCringe. The stories are much more relatable.
I see you’ve played knifey horsey before.
Introducing the Knife Horse horse knife. It’s knives and horses all the way down.
“Holds up to 3 knife horses”
I though this was a shitpost and that the handles were actually rocket engine fumes
Nah, that’d be weird.
Good point.
“No one can talk to a horse, of course.”
“Hello, I’m Mr. Ed.”
