This is biergarten ready. The shirt is optional.
This is a shoop, right?
One of my buddies calls this a ‘cake pop’ build
my mom calls it a SpongeBob body
Fuck you Reilly yo mama so skinny when she dropped her watch in the drain she slid through the railings of the drain to get it
Fuck you Jonesy, last night I got your mom so wet Trudeau had to deploy the national guard to stack sandbags around my bed
That’s gotta be photoshopped. I’ve got skinny legs but this is ridiculous.
Even if he didn’t do leg day, just by working out being fit they should be bigger than that lol.
He took “skinny jeans” a little too literally. It would work if his top half was not big.
Upoer body hero, lower body zero.
Built like they put women’s restroom symbol upsidedown.
How I feel with my chicken legs wearing shorts.
Gru?
We’re so keyed to spot ai that we’ve forgotten how to recognize obvious photoshops.
ALWAYS SKIP LEG DAY
Dude looks like an anime character.
Despicable me ass-havin-legs
I read this in a pirate voice.
How is motherfucker gonna hide his freeze-ray without his jacket? Ain’t gonna go in his pants.
Bro is anti leg day
Bro is missing part of his right knee and doesn’t appear to have a left knee at all… He has bigger problems
Dude has never seen a hill in his life.
He’s seen lots, just all downhill.
Even downhill would work the quads, my man only walks on flat ground.
Idk if he even walks
Doesn’t even stand. Just levitates a few micrometers above the ground.
Legend has it those loafers have never actually touched the ground until this photo (as photographic evidence of his power would put him, his loved ones, and most importantly, those pants at risk).
Let the body shaming begin!
