I can’t find my keys.

I’ll have you know I remember the fall of Rome like it was yesterday.

Knock knock.

Who’s there’s?

On first.

On first, who?

No, Who’s on second, What’s on first.

Built like they put women’s restroom symbol upsidedown.

Sometimes you fail really hard so you shouldn’t have even tried.

No sometimes literally the post asking the question that’s a response to is the top response from google BECAUSE THERE ISN’T ANOTHER.

“Sorry you got shot, our police officers never got firearm training.”

A woman was locked up for 6 months and lost everything, they deserve so much worse. They attempted to use software to do their work for them.

Your mother is a lovely woman.

“Google would have been faster.”

I am right now!

On an unrelated topic the letter “C” exists as a testament to the depravity of man