Does it come with an official looking certificate?

Maybe he accepted Jesus right at the end.

Insert wheezing laugh voiceover

Artillery it is then.

Aurenkin is not in the pleasers file. This incident will be reported.

Horniness cannot be destroyed by any craft we here possess.

Get him to watch The Dish

You might have to upgrade your PC for this one (/s)

Rich people always win. I don’t think there’s really more to it than that but I could be wrong.

Thanks for letting us know

Everybody look under your car!

I take off my robe and wizard hat

The only true wisdom is in knowing that you know.

A tender chicken would be a nice change from the jerk chicken I had the other day.

Calories in calories out is one of those things that’s technically true but useless. Fast food is designed to be morish and addictive and is very calorie dense as others have said. So technically 3000 calories is 3000 calories no matter where it comes from but if you’re actually interested in your health and losing weight the specific food you eat is going to make a huge difference to your ability to actually succeed long term.

But yeah, calories in calories out. That doesn’t mean all food is the same.

🎶 Glory hole 🎶

🎶 Where strangers become friends 🎶

It’s got what nonnas crave.

Never forget the treason for the season.

Doesn’t matter that you can try the game for free several times a year either. Stop having fun! Grrrrr!

/s

That’s some low self esteem shit, I hope you get better.