I got one of these for christmas. Put it in my luggage, then got pulled aside by TSA. Guy pulls it out and gives me this “Come on, man” look. Ended up letting him keep it, which changed the look to “Well alright, that’s all you had to say my man!”
Letting who keep it?
He was robbed by the TSA
This looks very original Zelda on NES.
I assume this is sold as a gratesword. I kinda want one, even though the pun doesn’t even work in my language.
What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?
One is really heavy and the other is a little lighter.
What’s the difference between a cheetah and a keyboard?
I dunno, what?
What’s the difference between two things?
Mom said to pick up milk on your way home.
Imagine getting stabbed by this.
Wouldn’t feel super grate I imagine.
Easy going in, hard come out.
The Muenster Sword.







