My life is in your hands Lemmy
not interested
Make some paper.
no idea how
Blow up the mooooon!!!
The urge to say the thing I’m sure most of us thought jokingly.
But don’t do it OP, we care about you. Not really but it’s the right thing to do.
You can be the hero we need without a prefix.
Install bonzi buddy, the true AI.
looks bad
Eat beans for dinner. At least three kinds
I actually did this lol
Fuck yeah
25 pushups before the end of the day
I got to get in better shape first, but I’m working on it
Get some chocolate cookies
My life is in your hands Lemmy
This is one of the scariest sentences I’ve ever seen
I’m honestly surprised that it’s been 13 hours and no one has suggested OP kill himself.
Touch grass
I did that with my shoes
Make a good cup of coffee and smoke a bowl. Proceed from there.
Take out JFK
Done. It was messy, but it went about as well as could be expected with jfk involved.
We took him out to breakfast to discuss his issues with vaccines. Before we even had a chance to order he was on top of another table having intercourse with someone else’s breakfast. When he finished he declared these “chicken ovulations” to now legally be people and that the person whose breakfast he had molested was now responsible for raising their breakfast to adulthood or risk being jailed for performing abortions.
He then ran out of the front door screaming that he had an appointment at the children’s hospital to harass children with cancer for being too poor to purchase the cure for cancer .Is everyone confusing JFK with RFK, or am I missing something?
Spend time today just to doodle for 20+ minutes.
No music, no background videos
Just a piece of paper, a pen or pencil, and creativity
If you need a theme, how about “cozy”?
Find a really nice stick and bring it home, give it a place to live
make toilet paper moonshine
idk how
Toilet paper, yeast, sugar. If you’re a thirst trap, fart on the concoction for mad profits.
