Recently been seeing early 2000s stuff again and they kiss way less often than they do now. I find it more consistently exciting now though tbh
all that said, this comment is cursed tbh
Imagine if your co-workers are fucking with you, except it’s literally.
You don’t even find the person attractive, and you are basically asexual now.
But your CV has nothing but years of fucking.
The viewer does
This post feels wrong on so many Levels…
What?! Fuckin hell man, everything’s fake these days :( at least we still got wrestling
Yeah, wrestling is where they really start loving each other.
Isn’t there a category for adult content where they… 🥺 ️👉👈 ?
You can’t get on the list that easily can you?
I’m trying. Throwing everything out there to be part of that list!
Wait so those old VHS tapes I used to jerk off to? Those meant my parents didn’t love each other.
Hahaha You had me in the first half and then I laughed. Nice one
We all figured the divorce 20 years ago would’ve clued you in.
I always thought my stepdad was just giving my dad pointers, because dad sometimes just sat in the corner watching.
Anyways I think they are all still good friends, because I find them eating breakfast together.
Ew. I am officially yucking your yum.
How many of us have that shared experience of finding their parents self-porn? Is that a 90s thing? I can’t imagine it happens in the digital age.
In the 90s you found it on the attic, today you find it on the internet.
Good thing I won’t be a parent.
Most of them aren’t even step siblings.
Most of them aren’t even step siblings: 😀
Most of them aren’t even step siblings: 😶🌫️
I don’t remember the meme name so bear with the cringe emoji thing
Most?
So you’re saying there’s a chance…
I… Uh… I’m gonna cry in a corner
I am afraid… most
NOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Step-husband what are you doing
meh … lots of married people don’t love each other either.
I’m married, I know a bunch of married people, and I honestly don’t love even MOST of them.
It’s not even necessarily a negative thing. My parents were quite functional caregivers and role models despite this fact. They held each other in only the highest respect.
married 17 years, can confirm.
But…why?
oof. Glad I dodged that bullet. She broke up with me less than a year after I proposed. After time and separation, I realized how fucking bad that relationship was
That makes sense. I knew being in polyamorous relationships was not that common
Hey champ I happen to know for a fact, all those guys loved your mom very much.
Thoroughly, you might say.
It gets even worse when sometimes you see a really really good porn. The kind you like so much that you eventually watch all 40 minutes of at different times. And the guy in the porn kinda looks like a jacked version of you. And the characters first name is the same as your name. And you take note of what the womans name is.
Then years later you see a different porn with the same woman, but a different guy. And you’re like “WHAT ARE YOU DOING, ASHLEY??? YOU’RE MARRIED TO RICHARD!!! WHO IS THIS??? YOU LOVE DICK, ASHLEY!!! DIIIIIIIIICK!!!”
… are… you are shipping… porn actors?
You’ve made a porno fancanon universe?
… ok. I don’t even know what to say to that, I’m mostly just astounded.
Plenty of irl couples in porn.
I’ll use your comment to piggyback. Some of the HOTTEST I’ve seen are from actual partners where it’s an actual understanding of each other, where there’s real affection. Or taking a step back and watching them discuss their kinks and bedroom play casually
God. So incredibly sexy when it’s real attraction. Plus one of my strongest kinks is seeing people in pleasure. So, even greater that attraction when they also romantically enjoy giving each other pleasure.
What now ? You gonna say they are not married ?
Sometimes the cumshot isnt even real 😢
OP said they don’t love each other. Obviously they’re married or they wouldn’t be having sex.
