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Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 day ago

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Poetry

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Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 day ago
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  • OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world
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    Just needs a sick beatbox beat “boots and cats and boots and cats and boots and cats and boots and cats”

  • MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.world
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    Bopping the bird till it’s not got its wings

  • okwhateverdude@lemmy.world
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    Reading some shitsposts about violet’s flings

    These are a few of my favorite things

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      BDSM and double penetration, Violets down with any orientation,

      Silver white winters that melt into spring,

      These are a few of my favorite things

      • hansolo@lemmy.today
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        Aww, this was so sweet

  • potoooooooo 🥔@lemmy.world
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    Hookers that offer cheap motel-room flings…

    These are a few of my favorite thiiiiings…

    • JoeBigelow@lemmy.ca
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      That’s the tune I sung it to as well!

      • wolframhydroxide@sh.itjust.works
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        I would certainly hope so, since the “raindrops on roses” line is literally the first line of the song.

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    Pawn shops that don’t ask where I got those rings,

    These are a few of my favorite things.

    • potoooooooo 🥔@lemmy.world
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      ❤️

  • TomMasz@piefed.social
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    They just don’t write songs like they used to.

    • FenrirIII@lemmy.world
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      1 day ago

      There once was a man from Nantucket

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    I keep telling my hens that if they don’t shape up their acts they’re going right to the spit.

    It’s a bluff, of course. They’re layers and I’m vegetarian.

    But there’s this one girl that’s got me tempted…she’s not plump, she’s just dumb and annoying. An Americana Idiot.

    • JoeBigelow@lemmy.ca
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      deleted by creator

  • Zier@fedia.io
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    Greasy and slimy and now I got burns That’s how the rotisserie chicken turns.

  • darthsundhaft@piefed.social
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    american pie apple pie scene with subtext it's not what it looks like gif

  • Boomer Humor Doomergod@lemmy.world
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    This sounds like it should be on The Vandals, “Oi to the world”

    • BreadOven@lemmy.world
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      Great album.

      • Boomer Humor Doomergod@lemmy.world
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        A Christmas classic in my home, to be sure

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          I hate most traditional Christmas music, so it is also a classic in my home haha.

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    brown paper bags tie it all up with string,

    protecting my dick from the burning hot sting

    • potoooooooo 🥔@lemmy.world
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      When my hog bites.

      When my pee stings.

      When I’m feeling saaaad.

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    https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/sticking-my-dick-in-rotisserie-chickens

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    Your mom’s familiar with all of my kinks

    • Rivermoonwolf@lemmy.world
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      And son, I’m dad!

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    Doesn’t even rhyme

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      is this like the british sauce/source thing? I can’t think of any way to say it that doesn’t rhyme

      or like people that say melk?

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        chicken is /ˈt͡ʃɪkɪn/, kitten is [kʰɪtn̩]. one is -ɪn, one is -n

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      It does if you sing it.

      • PattyMcB@lemmy.world
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        That guy doesn’t realize you CAN rhyme things with “orange”

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