Hookers that offer cheap motel-room flings…
These are a few of my favorite thiiiiings…
Pawn shops that don’t ask where I got those rings,
These are a few of my favorite things.
❤️
I keep telling my hens that if they don’t shape up their acts they’re going right to the spit.
It’s a bluff, of course. They’re layers and I’m vegetarian.
But there’s this one girl that’s got me tempted…she’s not plump, she’s just dumb and annoying. An Americana Idiot.
Greasy and slimy and now I got burns That’s how the rotisserie chicken turns.
Reading some shitsposts about violet’s flings
These are a few of my favorite things
BDSM and double penetration, Violets down with any orientation,
Silver white winters that melt into spring,
These are a few of my favorite things
They just don’t write songs like they used to.
There once was a man from Nantucket
This sounds like it should be on The Vandals, “Oi to the world”
Great album.
A Christmas classic in my home, to be sure
I hate most traditional Christmas music, so it is also a classic in my home haha.
Your mom’s familiar with all of my kinks
brown paper bags tie it all up with string,
protecting my dick from the burning hot sting
Doesn’t even rhyme
is this like the british sauce/source thing? I can’t think of any way to say it that doesn’t rhyme
or like people that say melk?
chicken is /ˈt͡ʃɪkɪn/, kitten is [kʰɪtn̩]. one is -ɪn, one is -n
It does if you sing it.
That guy doesn’t realize you CAN rhyme things with “orange”
