False.
What child would have access to that much peanut-butter? If they had access to that much peanut-butter, which I believe that we can all agree is an irresponsible amount of peanut-butter, then this is just a natural consequence.
This feels more like a blue-collar prank.
Source: As a low-wage EMT we covered a coworker’s Jeep in butter and tortillas one night because why not.
*cars.
Best use for peanut butter.
It’s a little weird to skip the lights and wheels.
Maybe they intended to drive it like this for some reason.
Not kids… this is definitely grown friends.
Yeah the empty jars on the roof seem kinda odd if that were actually done by kids. And the free windshield and headlight suggest they had some understanding of allowing that vehicle to be still be driven
I would like to see through all windows, please 😁
I am aware some people drive with crazy limited visible possibility, though.
Grown kids and their friends?
that isn’t the result of kids, that’s the result of unsupervised kids.
This was done by full grown adults. Children do not have the focus and determination to do something this involved. At most they would smear some windows before they got bored and moved on. Only adults have the drive and focus to cover an entire car in peanut butter and whatever those balls are. Not to mention the money. That’s easily $60 worth of peanut butter.
unsupervised adults then
In the 1990s we were unsupervised 90% of the time between school and bedtime.
It’s gotta be an adult-sized person.
unsupervised adult sized person
I support a woman’s right to an abortion, at any point.
Any point before birth. right?
My guess is there was a breakup and their ex knew they were allergic to peanut butter so did this to their car
Or she just happened to have a lot of peanut butter. You don’t have to be allergic to hate having this happen to your car.
Best birthday present for any dog.
Oh, peanut butter. Whew.
That wasn’t kids. That was a jilted lover
Or a Jiffed lover. Don’t mind me, I’m just going to Skippy right on out of here and take my nutty jokes with me.
Nuttin wrong with a little crunchy humor, it smooths the soul.
Oil is stored in the pee nuts.
The inclusion of actual peanuts makes me wonder if this was done to someone with a peanut allergy
Is that not attempted murder? You don’t fuck around with peanut allergies.
What would happen if you hit someone with a peanut allergy with that car by accident?
Straight to jail.
I’m allergic to grass, does you mowing the lawn constitute the same thing?
Don’t be silly. Pretty sure hay fever doesn’t send you info anaphylactic shock.
Edit: I feel the irony of a plantfanatic being allergic to grass, though. :)
You seriously think that only peanut allergies can cause death or anaphylactic shock…?
Not too bright, are you.
Says the one that putting peanuts on something is attempted murder.
Lol.
I think those are olives
Think you’re right. What a tasty snack
This happened in Malcolm in the Middle.
what kind of jelly supremacist bullshit do you have to be on to merit this
