• Mediocre_Bard_Redeux@lemmy.world
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    1 hour ago

    False.

    What child would have access to that much peanut-butter? If they had access to that much peanut-butter, which I believe that we can all agree is an irresponsible amount of peanut-butter, then this is just a natural consequence.

    This feels more like a blue-collar prank.

    Source: As a low-wage EMT we covered a coworker’s Jeep in butter and tortillas one night because why not.