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Brown pants on a white sofa that’s why.
The meme is funny but the text is false. He isn’t sitting on anything, it is his jacket. You can see him sit down without any towel on the couch and his jacket spreads to the side ~0:30 into the video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jKzo0hTJXB4
Damn good catch.
Holy shit, his age is showing. They did a rehearsed countdown 3-2-1 for him to sit down with aid from the guy next to him.
Now I’m not going to blame an old guy for needing help to sit down. But I am going to blame his voters for electing an elderly person into a position he can obviously not fulfill. What the hell. This is discraceful.
Lol that was some dementia caregiving shit
He also gets treated and talked to like a literal child when putting the mic on him. “Very good!”
Then why is he wearing an unfitted jacket? Is he poor?
He’s always worn suits that fit like a fat kid trying on his adult dad’s suit. I can’t guess why, but he does it so consistently it must be on purpose.
Would you wanna measure his inner thigh for a fitted suit?
It just used to be the style in the 80s and 90s. Even by those standards it’s a bad fit but that’s why I assume he wears them.
Why does his tire go down to his fucking shins? He’s a buffoon and always has been.
Who’s more dangerous around the sofa, president or vice president,
And more importantly where the fuck are the Epstein files you fuckers said kamala wouldn’t release?
Getting shat on and then fucked is a good metaphor for what’s happening to all of us
Remember all those MAGA influencers touting epstein file binders promoting the pedophiles campaign when he campaigned on all those lies he said he was going to do and then did exactly the opposite of every single thing he campaigned on and yet these jackoff MAGA fucks still support the pedophile for some ungodly reason?
Pepperidge Farms remembers.
He didn’t lie about the dictator on day one part
Well ya see bud, he shits his pants. A lot.
And yet it’s nothing compared to the shit coming out of his mouth.
From the faces people make, I think it’s too close to call.
Tucker Carlson is curious about this, as he is looking like he has been constipated for 3 days…
Cocksucker Carlson*
Don’t defame the good name of cock suckers
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And he was much better for it, no?
*Cucker Tarlson
Fuck Carlson but why is cocksucker an insult
because he’s homophobic.
Normal people wouldn’t care but he would.
The last time he was there, the couch got a big, brown stain.
Guess they want to use that couch again
They’re saving it for JD
JD prefers imported non whites but that’s okay because he’s top level maga they get special privileges when it comes to that stuff even though they’re against it for sub-maga
They clearly need a different sofa model, which seems to be easier to clean.
ozempic causes diahrrea
it’s because he’s wearing a diaper and on the faux leather seats, it would make a crinkly crunching noise every time he moved.
One could say, he trumps a lot.
This is the look of someone that put Vicks under his nose before the interview, knowing his coworkers laughed at him
“He eats ham and jam and spam a looot!”
Trump is a massive cunt, but posts like this are just ableist.
JD wants to soil the sofa.
Papi nooo!
