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Welvin Da Great called and is asking whether his friends Candice and Dick can fit in the truck.
It would “work”, but it would be aerodynamically unstable so would be limited to low speeds (<~25mph). This is why this configuration is quite common in construction/industry site machinery, where high speeds are unnecessary and unsafe.
I would fucking by the real version of that.
conditions:
No more than one computer.
Rolling chassis frame with a hitch.
Left hand drive.
Good HVAC with front and rear vents.
Physical controls for everything, giant central screen, no cellular.Don’t you hate it when you have a genius idea, only to find out someone else thought of it long ago? Nice try, Einstein. Back to the sandbox.
Because the steering wheel is on the wrong side.
Source: 'Merica!
It also looks like it’s a Kei car. We don’t do smart things like that here.
That’s one of the few things where the US actually follows most of the world!
You inspired me to fix it:
Amazing
Points for a non-AI fix.
I wouldn’t be surprised if they start putting them in the middle
I used to work at a furniture factory and we got all our steel delivered in a truck with this configuration. 8m and 10m lengths on the shortest possible wheelbase. No backseat though.
Then you could add forklift forks and you have a sideloader!
That thing looks like a contraption I built in besiege or some game like that
Looks very similar to our yard mules
Beautifully silly
Similar to a Long Tom/Island Cab truck.
Clearly designed by someone who hasn’t used a pickup truck to it’s real potential.
I thought the roof was attached to the truck and it was like a mobile hangout
Make a little birdhouse in your truck
final destination vibes
I had a giant metal ladder fall off of the top of a work van and come right at my windshield while I was driving to my own wedding. i barely braked in time, but it had some serious Final Destination vibes. All things considered, I still think that the scariest thing that day was the final bill for the wedding.
Yeah, this isn’t rocket surgery
Also, yay for an actual work truck, and not one of the weird oversize impractical monstrosities that so many people seem to swoon over these days
not one of the weird oversize impractical monstrosities that so many people seem to swoon over these days
I heard a real kicker recently. It was something like
My truck looks like it shouldn’t be able to haul it but it can. Yours like it should be able to but can’t.
Best instagram roast of a modern truck guy I’ve ever seen.
They were arguing on a post about that guy’s massive grocery getter where he was defending the purchase, as usual.
Yup, someone on Lemmy mentioned about needing a pickup truck for work … I specifically remember that that same day I’d seem three workmen on a single 125cc scooter towing a trailer with tools and a bunch of 2x4s on it.
Hahah brilliant
My dad and his workmates just use a VW Sharan for construction work. By the stuff they do to it, it’s impressive that all 4 wheels are still attached.
It always baffles me when people say they NEEEEDED to buy a new work truck when I see how dad uses their sharan at work.
rocket surgery
Meh, it’s water under the fridge
Have these guys never been to an airport? There are trucks like this all over the tarmac.
How do you move the planes around if the entire tarmac is filled with these? Seems a little impractical.
you will notice the tires that enable movement;)
A port made entirely of air? Who do you think I am, some kind of idiot?!
No, it’s Japanese so the port side is on the right.
Wait, are port and starboard reversed in Japan?
Fun fact! The literal translation of airport in Japanese is ‘sky harbour’
It’s the same in English…
If you have two words and exchange both with synonyms, it’s a new word
penis skull
Cock cranium
In Afrikaans too. Probably in a lot of languages
In Swedish it is “Flying Place”.
Yes, including english
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Introducing the new Apple AirPort
That’s what I’m calling vents from now on
How hot are your apples getting?
I’d estimate they’ve reached 3, maybe as high as 4.
Sometimes you come up with a genius idea only to realize you’ve reinvented the train.
Honestly take these as wins. Clearly it was a good idea.
… or just pulled the idea from subconscious memory…
I thought I invented the word “tragicomedy”
The Germans invented it first, with ‘tragikkomeßdykompenbursteißn’ *
*disclaimer: not 100% sure
I love the joke, but there is actually a German word for this: Tragikomödie.
It is a compound noun formed by combining Tragödie (tragedy) and Komödie (comedy).
This term was notably used in German Romanticism and later in 20th-century drama (for example like Brecht or Dürrenmatt) to describe works that refuse to fit neatly into a single emotional category.
It’s apparently attested since at least the 2nd century BCE; Roman playwright Plautus is usually credited with coining the term.
Adam Something, is that you?
Convergent evolution
I think you are thinking of belt loaders, which have a long flat bed on them.
Except, BAM - it’s not a flat bed, it’s a moving conveyor belt that is raised to carry the bags and cargo from those carts into the plane.
Unless you’re thinking of something else. But I think you’re thinking of something like this:
Yeah I was thinking if the OP has never seen an airport and these vehicles.
In addition to that belt loader, there are a plethora of different kind of half-cockpit vehicles there. Ofc its easier there as these likely dont need to be registered for road use.
I’ve seen so many different types and makes.
…the layout works for road cars, too…
Or, it’s a self unloading flat bed ;)
It technically is that, as well, and I’ve certainly seen them used to transport things short distances. At a top speed of 15 MPH (unless you know where to find the governor, but even then), it isn’t something you’d want to use to bring a bunch of lumber back from the lumber yard. More like bringing a broken towbar to an unresponsive GSE shop so that it can be left on their doorstep to shame them. As a random hypothetical.
Hmm, makes sense.
You’d need a long bed to transport the planes.
Yard trucks are just a minor evolution away
Cool! But I’m struggling with the title of the article. This cab truck was the most single ever? There were other cab trucks that were single, but this one was the most single of them all? Am I misreading this somehow, or is that title just weird?
Single cab trucks prioritize cargo space over seating space, generally having only a single bench seat that fits 2 adults and a child, or three often uncomfortable adults. This truck prioritizes cargo space to a much greater degree, having only a single seat, so it’s aggressively “single cab”.
Yeah I get that, but the wording of the title is weird right? They could have used different words making it a better sentence right? Or is it just me?
“This single cab truck has the highest bed to cab ratio.”
Like that for example?
Yeah it’s using the phrase “single cab truck” as a single adjective.
That is so wild!!!
It may be because a large enough load could quickly block the driver’s left-side mirror.
Oooh, another thing is that a heavy enough load may imbalance the vehicle enough to make it unsafe on turns.
Anyone see anything else?
My first thought was weight distribution, but I imagine there’s suspension technology these days to account for that.
Yeah, non uniform suspension or adaptive suspension might be important.
Probably not a good idea for 70 miles per hour but it might be a kick ass farm truck
That was my first thought. Either the load will make it uneven, or the lack of load will. Also, very weird wind resistence at speed.
But fine at low speed
Large enough load would escape when braking. No wall up front. Add one and visibility goes to shit.
Heavy enough people? Take a 300lb person in the front and a 200lb person in the back and you’re gonna have a bad time making a quick turn
Wouldn’t wind resistance be a problem that higher speeds?
Like with 30km/h, it probably doesn’t matter but 90km/h? Idk.
With a big enough load, the driver’s entire left-side visibility could be blocked.
A enough load would block the entire left window. the driver would be unable to see to their left.
