People today are like “just let straight boys and girls express themselves” but how could we, now that we know heterosexuality is the leading cause of teen pregnancies?! I don’t think it makes sense to research a cure though, most heterosexuals won’t take it: we should encourage them to only engage with their fantasies in safe ways.

Haven’t you seen all the man × woman romantic pairings in the media and now even IRL? Now even kindergarteners are playfully kissing other kids of the opposite sex! It’s a pandemic! /s

It’s from That Mitchell & Webb Look, a 2000s BBC TV series

Can we also talk about how his #1 song is promoting heterosexuality? More than 80 % of children who heard Shape of You in the 2010s now identify as heterosexual, and it continues to air on the radio and show up on streaming services without as much as a content warning. What the fuck?

Rounding wrong, too…

The Last of Sus?

What’s so funny about
⸮uⱜᧈduƧ ¿nɹɐqnS ⸮ꓴЯꓮꓭꓴƧ ¿ꓵꓤꓯꓭꓵꓢ

Here, have this:

❤️ AИA𐐢

Yes, like gzip and gunzip

Anyone else with fond 1970s memories of finding the parents’ lock to the coinbox of the home NES?

I saw someone with a “No matter what I’m wearing, it’s a no” sticker on their phone.

English people: 🫤
Czech people: 😏
Spanish people: 🍑👀

My answer? A no.

Wednesday does contain dnes, which is Czech for “today”. A nice mnemotechnic for the most difficult one.

Show me an old post of it then. I can’t find one from before 2026. Or another photo from that place.

Probably fake

See my comment last time this was posted