You cheeky little numbskull!
It’s just a prank bro!
Ah yes, the e-salvia special
Ah, shock sites v137.0 (obvious choice of version number).
Can’t wait for e-ketamine without the drip
I’ve had drugs that put me in a weird agonizing bodyless state for what seemed like probably days. It’s really hard to describe, but it was terrible. And I think an hour or two in reality. This post reminded me of that strongly, an awful idea.
I love time dilation. Curse this temporal prison.
I didn’t like Salvia either
More like 5 minutes in real time. But yeah, feels like days if not an eternity. And there’s always that feeling of “Oh fuck. I’m never making it back to my body. In fact, my body was just an illusion, and now that it’s gone I’ll never get it back, like a dream you can’t go back to after waking.”
And that typically occupies your mind for the rest of the trip. Until it fades, and you find yourself back in your body, and after you kiss the ground you think “Well that wasn’t so bad afterall. I bet if I try it again I can make it past that part without panicking.”
Nope. It’s like there’s something you can’t fully remember after the trip ends, but each time you go back you realize “Oh fuck, that’s right. That’s why this is so terrifying.”
And then you make it back to your body again, kiss the ground, rinse and repeat…
I’ve never had a good trip on salvia. Always nightmarish experiences, every time. Maybe I should quit doing it one day.
This happened to my best friend Kakashi from Naruto
Yeah, yeah, the time knife. We’ve all seen it.

Chief Miles O’Brien would like a word…

the implication being that we will have brain implant technology thats for the people and not purely surveillance shows this is a work of fiction.
i’m sure that during the 10,000 years falling there were plenty of billboards and ads
The knives are the only way they can get “impressions” in the future
Do you watch the ad for the brief reprive or skip it to get to the bottom of the tunnel faster.
You skip the ad, because even falling through a tunnel of knives is better than watching an ad
Also the ad is for a new knife-tunnel-as-a-service
Why not both?
I mean, most of us are probably here on our phones which are spy on us constantly, so it’s not that far-fetched
Using it to torture the populace when they fall out of line sounds grand.
We already do. The stuff they are doing at UCSF is mindblowing

Edit: holy shit I just realized that’s Elijah Wood
If we can’t live forever, overclocking our brain-computer interfaces to cram more virtual time into our remaining years is the next best thing.
Maybe eventually there’ll be FOSS privacy respecting degree packages that you can incorporate in maybe a week. Do 52 of them and prove something new at their insections. Repeat.
10,000 years of infomercials.
Too Many Cooks on repeat
Can it at least be the magic bullet infomercial? The one where all the junkies wake up feeling like shit, and just want snacks, so they don’t even question why a random guy is in their kitchen demoing the magic bullet. They just want nachos, and smoothies. Until Carol comes down and wants to make more drinks.
Like…it’s 8am, and she’s bouncing down the stairs like “MARGARITAS PLEASE!!!”
Carol. You have a problem.
That’s how the training sequences in matrix worked.
There’s a kurzgesagt you need to watch on this
I believe I’ve seen them all, but maybe not. Do you remember the title?
We found a loophole to survive the end of the universe
I see your grandkids are also salvia enthusiasts
Hey yeah, that does sound similar!
This is just The Jaunt by Stephen King.
I never bothered to figure out where that came from















