How does this even happen??? 😰

Is he accepting new clients???

I don’t care what anyone says, Dramatic Chipmunk will never ever stop being HILARIOUS

🤢🤢🤢🤮

He’d be loudly proclaiming “if they didn’t want me to take it then they shouldn’t have left it here” as he loads into the back of one of those giant pickup trucks that always seem to have their high beams on for no apparent reason

If this were made today instead of a bear it would just be a really angry guy screaming that he can’t get measles because his religion doesn’t recognize their existence

BearShare was always the superior option

Which one is that? That sounds like an even better idea!

It’s called “Alarm Clock Xtreme & Timer” but I do use it on android

I had to download an app on my phone where I can set multiple alarms for this exact reason! The first one goes off at 8am, then another one plays every half hour until I get up. It has an “extreme” setting for heavier sleepers where it keeps getting louder until you solve a math equation to turn it off again, but I only use that for special occasions lol

This was my mom when we got all the way to the checkout line before I realized we didn’t go down the candy aisle

Every once in a while the cable company where I lived would unscramble it at random times, and it always felt like Christmas came early lol

Number 7 100%

I don’t get it

This was a viral clickbait thing a few years ago. It only existed on twitter and Facebook and Instagram and thankfully I haven’t seen it turn up again any time recently lol no one actually cooks like this, even here in America

They’re probably sticking around to find out why you’re cosplaying as Ebenezer Scrooge