Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!
Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!
Something run by Facebook is having issues? What a surprise…
I’m still amazed some people want Threads to show up in the Fediverse 🤢
Is it waterproof in case I need to clean my fingers in the shower?
Oh, that’s the way she goes? So… You lost all our drink money is how “she goes”? She’s gone?
I agree with everything except using David Spade. This is clearly a role meant for Martin Short
He would have got out of bed sooner if the floor wasn’t so cold
phase??? I’ve been actively into Tool since the 90s
This caricature of George Bush disagrees
Literally no one has ever tried to dispute that Elon Musk is from South Africa lol I think this debate only exists in your head dude
My city will apparently get up to 112F with 100% humidity in the summer… Fun
“up to 100% effective” just means it’s almost guaranteed not to be 100% effective except by accident in very rare cases lol
How did you manage to get shit posting wrong??? 🤯
I always thought he more closely resembled and overcooked hotdog
Wait, you mean he wasn’t going to be the original bass player for Metallica??? Lol
It’s supposed to be the Germans version of the “funniest joke in the world” from the Monty Python sketch they were talking about in the previous comment. I’m pretty sure they made it nonsensical because they never actually say what the English version of the joke is lol almost all of them were fluent in German