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minus-squareZkuld@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up68·9 hours agoSame way we decide which animals to eat and which to pet I guess
minus-squareLost_My_Mind@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up54arrow-down1·8 hours agoNo no no. I would eat a cow. But I would also pet a cow. I guess it depends if it’s alive or dead.
minus-squareapplebusch@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·4 hours agooh hey a cute living cow pat pat dissociates oh hey a yummy looking dead cow
minus-squarevaultdweller013@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up33·8 hours agoPet the bovine cadaver coward.
minus-squareJanx@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·8 hours agoFirst one, then the other! The order is important…
minus-squareEat_Your_Paisley@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3arrow-down1·8 hours agoThere are no animals I wouldn’t eat or pet
minus-squareWarl0k3@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up11·edit-28 hours agoThey’re really unpleasant to eat - much like a tarantula they’re basically all exoskeleton and that makes them a bit like chewing a big mouth full of fried peanut shells. But flavor-wise the meat is actually pretty tasty!
minus-squareWarl0k3@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·edit-25 hours agoIt’s 2026, doesn’t everyone eat ass?
^ my joke but better
Same way we decide which animals to eat and which to pet I guess
No no no. I would eat a cow. But I would also pet a cow.
I guess it depends if it’s alive or dead.
oh hey a cute living cow pat pat
dissociates
oh hey a yummy looking dead cow
Pet the bovine cadaver coward.
Mmm, beef patty.
First one, then the other! The order is important…
👆
There are no animals I wouldn’t eat or pet
What about a scorpion?
They’re really unpleasant to eat - much like a tarantula they’re basically all exoskeleton and that makes them a bit like chewing a big mouth full of fried peanut shells. But flavor-wise the meat is actually pretty tasty!
human?
It’s 2026, doesn’t everyone eat ass?