Sigh
I was talking to a friend today about an article I read trying to suggest that his “civilization destruction” tweet could’ve been an example of the old Russian “escalate to de-escalate” doctrine that’s never been proven to exist. While the article made some interesting points, including that Trump received Iran’s 10 points that were used for the ceasefire before sending that tweet (I have no idea if this is true), I laughed when telling my friend, “Trump doesn’t even play checkers, let alone this kind of entry-level chess!”
Dear Grim Reaper:
We all know you like to party, if you please hurry up we can all invite you over for drinks and lap dances.
Sincerely yours, all of humanity.
Listening to him talk is… something. You can really tell he’s struggling to think at all.
It’s the way narcissists speak. Everything they do is just to get others to stroke their ego since they lack the ability to do it themselves. They are constantly torturing their words in real time to maximize the validation they’ll receive in a response to what they say. His declining mental abilities make it even worse.
He reminds me of my grandmother in the last 2 years of her life. She wasn’t a president of a country though. It’s going to get worse before the end.
I mean…we just dropped 6 nukes on Iran…how does it get worse from here?
Did I miss a news notification?
Nope, they’re just lying.
Yes.
User name checks out.
We did not just drop six nukes on Iran
Check the news.
What the fuck is wrong with you?
You’re making the positive claim, the burden of proof is on you.
Send me a screenshot.
Comeone man, what are you smoking
banana peals and a bleach chaser
Huh
Is it …do you like it?
Did and found nothing. Post a source if you have one.
In bizarro world maybe
“Donald Trump has six kinds of mental illness and he’s on his third stroke. He will be dead by the end of the week.”
Trump goes on live TV and delivers an hour long rant about how much winning we’re doing in Iran. Emits the loudest fart you’ve ever heard in your life. His cabinet secretaries all applaud. He hobbles out the door to spend the rest of the day golfing.
“That doesn’t prove anything. Look at this grainy photo of his hand. He’s probably already dead as you’re reading this. Anything you see going forward is AI or a hologram or something.”
Ya know…I’m starting to think I’m dead. Maybe I died in 2015. Maybe the last 11 years is just my brain dying. And maybe it’s not 11 years, but 20 seconds. And maybe all of reality right now is just my distorted perception, as my brain deals with dying.
Ha! Can you imagine if we went from Obama, to 11 years of exclusively dementia riddled presidents?
Everyone died when Harambe died. It has been a shitshow since. He was the catalyst.
Watched Jacob’s Ladder a lot, I take it?
Harris at least held the powers of the office for an hour one time while Biden was under for a Colonoscopy. So that’s something.
Wait…is that real? Harris was our first female president, and it only lasted 1 hour???
Acting President. One part of the 25th amendment that’s actually been used a few times (Section 3) is related to anesthesia. When the President is going under general anesthesia they can formally tell congress they’ll be temporarily unable to discharge the duties of the office, so the VeeP becomes acting President.
It’s been done 4 times - all related to the colon, funnily enough. George HW Bush was Acting President during Reagan’s colon-cancer surgery. Cheney was Acting President twice for W’s colonoscopies, and Harris was Acting President during Biden’s colonoscopy.
Between all 4 instances it still adds up to like 11 hours total that a VeeP has been Acting President.
The other parts of the 25th Amendment that have been used are Section 1 (Presidential sucession in case of death, resignation, or removal from office) for when Nixon resigned, and Section 2 (Vice-Presidnential succession) following Spiro Agnew’s resignation and Ford’s elevation to the Presidency following Nixon’s Resignation.
Section 4 (removal by the cabinet) hasn’t been used. It probably should have been when Reagan was shot and incapacitated, but Bush was on a flight and wouldn’t have been able to do anything, so it was tricky.
It definitely should have been used with Ttump on January 6th - and about 900 other times.
Point of distinction, she would not have been president. Only acting president.
Stage Five Diabeetus? Damn, Agent Orangutan is really winning.
Weah hey don’t dis orangutans like that :O
The question is, how multi-colored is his ass? Is it red, and blue, and yellow, and orange?
…oh god. His ass is as orange as his face, isn’t it?
Oh no! He must be tired, give him some Covfefe!
Ok, new meme idea:
Top pic of trump is something meh,
Bottom is thumbs down
