Marry, fuck, kill…
- Marry: TMP.
- Fuck: Stargate.
- Kill: Star Wars.
Wrong order…
Star Gate, they find it and go through, Star Trek, the hike begins, Star Wars, they found new enemies that wanted to kill them.
- Star Wars is science fantasy.
- Star Trek is science fiction.
- Stargate is science mythology.
It only gets harder to follow from there.
It’s wild that there is this vertical line motif in OP’s trilogy and a three head motif in yours
Tell me about it, watching these three did my head in:
Because you skipped right over The Iron Giant and missed how Iron Man became The Iron Lady.
I think the entire Rocky franchise went off the rails with The Rocky Horror Picture Show. It didn’t even have any boxing in it.
There’s a lot of heavy breathing and a sweaty muscle man. How is that not the same?
Dammit. Janet.
I see Stargate and I upvote
More mushrooms next time.
But also consider not doing drugs.
…so there are more for me out there.
The possibilities are endless
Water trilogy is a banger 😂
There should be a com for this.
I’m pretty sure you can headcannon Stargate to link Star Wars to Star Trek. Star Wars shows alien worlds in the distant past with advanced technology, Stargate shows modern people discovering that ancient alien technology and starting to become aware of the wider universe (iirc) and Star Trek shows people in the future that have become a part of that wider universe
That looks like a great movie night to me.
Starts and ends well, but that’s a long boring middle. Make it…
- Stargate
- Wrath of Khan
- Return of the Jedi
…and I think you’ve got a much better evening.
Star Trek: The Motion Picture is peak Star Trek.
Fight me.
No, you’re correct.
The only possible improvement would be a Special Edition where the right current cannon ships are on that wall.
We are nerds I do not think fighting is our strong suit.
You watched them in the wrong farken order
Reminds me of when I watched half of the first season of The Expanse only to realize I accidentally started with season four.
I really did think the writers were giving the viewer too much credit. They wanted me to read between the lines a LOT.
Stargate, where they discovered the gate to the stars
Star trek where they travel the universe and meet new civilizations
Star wars is then those interstellar civilisations go into wars.
Makes perfect sense
100% agree with this.
An epic tale of finding the way to then seek out new life and new civilizations…and kill them.
Wouldn’t you start with a gate, which leads you to a trek, which leads you to a war.
Or perhaps you’re fleeing— trekking— to the gate from the war
The war is over the gate, the trek home comes after.
Sure when you watch something out of order it is bound to make no sense!
Obviously it’s Star Wars (a long time ago), Stargate (near future), Star Trek (far future)
Is Stargate not the near past? They just haven’t revealed it to our contemporary selves.
Each Stargate show/movie took place in the same time period it was released. So I guess by now, it would all technically be “near past”, but it was meant to be “present” at the time
