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Chippys_mittens@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 7 hours ago

it's literally zero

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it's literally zero

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Chippys_mittens@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 7 hours ago
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  • orioler25@lemmy.world
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    Lotta gender essentialism in this comment section.

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    What? No, they have an invert-o-penis.

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    deleted by creator

  • Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club
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    Clits can be over 10cm.

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    • Tar_Alcaran@sh.itjust.works
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      That sounds extremely uncomfortable. Poor ladies.

      • 🍉 Albert 🍉@lemmy.world
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        don’t look at hyenas

    • db2@lemmy.world
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      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clitoromegaly

  • Dadifer@lemmy.world
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    Remembering that lots of girls get off with other girls who have no dicks gave me a significant amount of confidence.

    • ZombieCyborgFromOuterSpace@piefed.ca
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      Yeah. Because they eat out!

      • potoooooooo ✅️@lemmy.world
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        Remembering that there are asexual women who never get off really restored my confidence.

  • Lucie (she/her)@piefed.blahaj.zone
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    Mine isn’t

    • Chippys_mittens@lemmy.worldOP
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      Scary

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        It’s really not that scary.

        • Chippys_mittens@lemmy.worldOP
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          False

          • rindo25@lemmy.world
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            Black bear.

            Bears eat beats, bears beats Battlestar Galactica.

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            Apologies. I didn’t realize that you were afraid of being aroused.

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              By what

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                By what? What the fuck are we talking about my guy? You made the post. You tell me.

                Spoiler alert: it’s girl dicks.

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                  I’m not aroused by or attracted to dicks on any organism.

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    I’ve definitely dated at least one girl with a bigger dick than me

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      That’s a real Chad move

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        What’s not to love?

        Girls? Good Dick? Good

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      Alright, AFROMAN

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    Skill issue?

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    Listen, I’d trust the review of a person that handled several over that of someone who only handled one.

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      Why would a man not be handling loads of them?

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        I may have inferred too much from the penis angst and the ‘kings’, but they didn’t feel like the words of someone that comfortable with their own sexuality to have relations with multiple genders.

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    If girls are going to collect dicks, they aren’t going to collect the small ones, probably. I suspect plenty of girls have big dicks in their collection.

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      What about girls who prefer small dicks? I bet their collection is filled with small dingies (though probably not as many as they’d prefer).

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      Collecting ?

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        Collecting

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          We had a family dick tree growing up.

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    Having been told this, it’s not as devastating as I thought it’d be

    I mean I’m suicidal but I’m sure it has nothing to do with this

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    Clearly hasn’t aroused a clit enough, next

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    Well it’s cold …

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